About Me

Hi. My name is Shannon. Now, I can be like any cliche person here on MySpace, but you know what? I'm not. I'm not going to fill this space with utter bullshit. If you want to know something, ask me. Don't be afraid, because chances are, i'd ask you the same thing. So enjoy being a snooty bitch, and reading my comments, and peering into my life. Because, hey, isn't that what MySpace is for? Sure is, MySpace supplies disgruntled Ex's, pedophiles, and horny retards with something to do. So i'll keep it short. Fuck you. Have a nice day. The police are a bunch of goddamn faggots. I resent them, not hate them, because there's always those few good, clean cops. Also, because the piggy's don't stop me and bitch at me when I'm walking around at 2am. Oh, I'm also slowly going insane, and I can feel the sanity literally dripping out of my mouth. I know that sounded a little emo, but shut your goddamn mouth, okay? okay. =DAIM = Wtf Doctor Dick
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My Blog

I am the epitome of awesomeness.

My name is Marisa.I am awesome.I totally re-vamped Shannon's shit,and made it look (almost) as awesome as me.Like, seriously.I'm not sure ANYONE can be as cool as me.I live in Seattle,which is cool in...
Posted by [Doctor Dick™] on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:22:00 PST

The Best AIM Conversation...Ever.

SmarterChild (11:43:02 PM): I'm SmarterChild.ElvenReaperA (11:43:05 PM): ?SmarterChild (11:43:05 PM): How may I assist you?ElvenReaperA (11:43:12 PM): may you blow me?SmarterChild (11:43:12 PM): Again...
Posted by [Doctor Dick™] on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:53:00 PST

Just Because

I never get tired of butterflies in my stomach, And I never get used to callin' girls on the phone. I say I hate crushes, but really I love it. Having someone there's better than being alone, alone, g...
Posted by [Doctor Dick™] on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:50:00 PST

To: Marisa; Love: Me

People are assholes. A lot of you agree with me, and there are some acceptions that may be made to this statement. Some people are more than others, but other than those few acceptions thi...
Posted by [Doctor Dick™] on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:41:00 PST

Legalize!

See Now this is going to be a touchy subject for all you potheads. All you fucking bastards are lobbying to legalize medicinal marijuana. Ill tell you right now, these people do not give two shi...
Posted by [Doctor Dick™] on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:40:00 PST

Music is MASTER

CDs! I love CDS and think of myself as quite the audiophile. Now, I know some folks are merely casual listeners of this art, so this particular rant is for my fellow music lovers. What ur...
Posted by [Doctor Dick™] on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 03:56:00 PST

Care To Give Me A Boost?

Alrighty. another entry in the BLOG. Haha, if you write in here, you know somethings wrong =/. mmk. Well, the weekend was pretty normal, and then some. My grandma flew in and f...
Posted by [Doctor Dick™] on Tue, 30 May 2006 08:46:00 PST

Je Suis Plus futé Que Vous

Yes, that's right. I've just realized some things, you know. Mhmm, I rarely wright blogs, but then again, I like writing them. I feel like a journalist, but without the editor scre...
Posted by [Doctor Dick™] on Thu, 18 May 2006 09:45:00 PST

Your Chances Are A Good 2/3...

Mmk... Why is it that when you think you have a chance with something...I mean...ok....lets say that you are...100% positive you are going to get something. And then right you are about to get i...
Posted by [Doctor Dick™] on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:48:00 PST

Life After Death...

Alright... If I were to die, what would happen to my myspace? This little 'addiction' is like my time capsule. All the conversations i've had with so many people. If you could crack ...
Posted by [Doctor Dick™] on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:22:00 PST