John Michael

24... been practicing round house kicks in the mirror for about a month now and my groin really hurts... love playing my guitar and steves guitar... love monkeys and robots... and robotic monkeys.. love the ladies but the ladies dont love me.... love stoges and such.... thought about taking karate lessons, but the guy who runs the dojo was like "you lack focus" and i was like "whatever" and he was like "my dog is more focused than you lazy man" and i was like "what kinda dog you got?" and he like pointed in the corner of the karate dojo and there was like this small hound in the corner of the dojo... and the dog was like "woof woof" and doing this karate kid focus exersise thing and i was like "man that is one focused dog"