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About Me

22. Gay. Bar Supervisor. In Debt. Like my friends. Like Junk. Like Drink. Like Pills. Dislike Walkabout on sundays. Dislike most of my clothes. Dislike the 'new generation' of socialists. Like jagermeister. Like hair. Like getting drunk. Dislike getting a hangover (last time I updated this late 2007)24. Still Gay. No longer a bar supervisor. Still in debt. Love my friends. Not a fan of Junk. Not hating drink. Dislike pills. Walkabout doesn't exist. Dislike most of my clothes. Dislike Jagermeister. Like hair but not mine. Like getting merry. Dislike getting a hangover. Now also a fan of Bestival, Sparkle and Random nights in (late 2009)Also now only speak to 4 of 5 people in my top friends but can't be arsed to change it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's not racist, overtly scene queeen-no browed-tanarexic-OTT-screaming-banshee of a gay, ignorant, unjustly aggressive, smelly beyond the telling (2007)Anyone who's like the current people I know (2009)

My Blog

hahah wanker

God I haven't been on this thing for a very very long time. Just spent some time reading over my blogs - what a strange little mental depressive lairy emo prick I was.Ah well they're there for the amu...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:14:00 GMT

Another fucked up dream

So.... I'm in this field with these three random girls, I don't know them hence the random and we have to share this big yellow tent for some weird ass festival but for some reason it has a bath in it...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 17:36:00 GMT

Freaky dream

Basically I was with Cal, Ira, Kirsty, Dave and all these women I used to live near and we were taking a nap in some flat and Calum bit my finger right off in his sleep and used it like a dummy (eww) ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:52:00 GMT

What's that? Four weeks til' Christmas?

Well it sure as bloody frickin' sock hanger does not feel like it! I'm usally very festive by now - dancing around to ye olde Xmas songs drunk on mulled wine, or any other drink that's within arms rea...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 13:34:00 GMT

The Legend Of The Forus

A little known creature discovered in the early 21st century, The Forus can only be described as a cross breed between a Kangaroo, an Ewok  and a Popple. A colourful breed - all Forus are born wi...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:05:00 GMT

Why do I do it?

Well that was a fucking brilliant idea wasn't it? Absynthe, Creme De Menth, Cider, Vodka, Wine - put it in a jug and drink if for about eight hours. You come home with glasses drawn on you and a tash,...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:25:00 GMT

NEW month, NEW hair!

I like it. Here's a pre-airbrushed (yeah I was surprised how not blotchy I look) picture of my new hair. Basically I got bored tonight and gave myself a quirky mullet with random blonde (and somehow) ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 20:39:00 GMT

Goodbye 2005

Well, as I ignore my 21st Christmas and build up to my last nine months where I'm at least not considered an adult somewhere in the world (the US but who cares) I reflect back and the year that was. J...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 06:59:00 GMT

Computers are CUNT

cunting computer cunting shitting wanking fucking bullshit piece of crappy flap crust
Posted by on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 08:16:00 GMT

Deadly Sins

ANGER1. Who did you last get angry with?: Rob for existing. Pikey. 2. What is your weapon of choice?: Voice. 3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: That's debatable. 4. How about of th...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 09:22:00 GMT