Born in Darwin (I do have a bit of culture) and raised by a pack of wolves in Rutherglen, my life was dandy till Anus aka Amy O'Toole dissapointed me by NOT being a Kit Kat. I was educated by some of the finest teachers at Rutherglen High (Blacky, Lloydy and Scanners!) and spent my days galavanting around the Ag Sheds ripping a dart and sneaking out of school socials.
I'm now happily married and a responsible addition to our society. I have a beautiful son Ryan, and reside in Rutherglen where I work for NewsXpress. I don't mind the odd 'Cardoney' or 'Sav Blonk' (Yes I do admire Kath&Kim) and adore spending time with my beautiful friends...when I get to see them!
