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About Me

I'm 21 years old. I am a little weird. I like to balance out my nerdish nature with a more testosterone-fueled, man-sized workout program...lately I haven't been doing the latter because it's cold. I like entertaining people, and the art that is humor. I have a lot of acquaintances, several friends, and one mortal enemy named Jeff Chase whom I will one day take on in Mortal Kombat...as Johnny Cage, and then maybe take on in actual mortal combat if the planets are aligned and the winds of change are blowing and the seven seals have broken and, you know, if we're both up for it.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Dramatic writing, Football, Science Fiction, Films, science fiction films, Comic Books, Video Games, other assorted nerdish indulgences, and a daily exercise program.

I'd like to meet:

my alternate-reality self! That would be crazy! Right? Right?

Music:

I'm not all that into modern music and more often than not I'm either listening to classic rock, classical music from the Romanticism Era (or orchestral music in general), and occasionally old hip-hop.

Movies:

I like sci-fi films and comedies, which means I really like Ghostbusters. It could take days to discuss the merits of all the movies I like...because there's a lot (and The Nern means a LOT) of them.

Television:

Firefly, Chappelle's Show, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Lost, Buffy, Angel, Looney Tunes, Merry Melodies, Batman: The Animated Series, Conan O' Brien, The Soup, WWE (What can I say?), SCRUBS, and Heroes

Books:

Crazy From The Heat, American Gods, and the gem that is the Scott Pilgrim series.

Heroes:

...Monday night @ 9pm EST on NBC?

My Blog

THINGS I HATE (BLUNTLY TITLED EDITION)

I used to be an incredibly bright and positive person, I used to deal smiles and well-wishes to just about anybody I encountered each and every day. What happened you ask?? What made me ch...
Posted by The Nern on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:15:00 PST

Fantasy Football...American Epidemic

Today was my fantasy football draft. It went horribly. Really long, oftentimes boring, and the worst part of all, some bastard took Tom Brady before I could. It totally threw me off....
Posted by The Nern on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 02:14:00 PST

6 VIEWS?!?! Let's bump that up to 7!!!

If you haven't guessed it already, I'm attempting to semi-regularly add my blog thoughts, or, bloghts, right here, for your visual approval. That's not to say that the only thoughts i have are o...
Posted by The Nern on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:30:00 PST

UBER MENSCH RENERNS! And thoughts on "Dead Flowers"

A myspace blog? From yours truly? Surely this can't be! Ah, but it is. For any fans of my insane, inane, irate ramblings out there, one or (possibly) two of you, I've decided that it...
Posted by The Nern on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:08:00 PST

The summit of film making

I reccommend seeing the film 'Hawk The Slayer' to any and all with working optic nerves.
Posted by The Nern on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 09:40:00 PST

Inauguralicious!

My oh my, it seems I've thrown my hat into the newest, trendiest, most superlative blog/facebook/sure sign of the apocalypse site on the net. For those unfamiliar with my past conquested failure...
Posted by The Nern on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST