Jim

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand.Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life.A friend is someone who doesn't like the same people you do.The more beautiful the snake the deadlier its venom.Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots.2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion. 1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill. 1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. So dnot jdgue smoenoe by an apscet of tehir preosnailty, jdgue tehm form tehir wolhe preosnailty.