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John

About Me

I'm dorky, introverted, caring, but have a low level of tolerance for stupidity and selfishness, and can be quite cranky, especially if I haven't had a lot of alone time. I always try to put my best foot forward, though it has a habit of ending up in my mouth when I do.
Which Discworld Character are you like (with pics)
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You scored as Carrot Ironfounderson

You are Captain Carrot Ironfounderson of the City Watch in the greatest city on the Disc – Ankh-Morprok! A truly good natured, honest guy, who knows everyone, and is liked by all. Technically a dwarf, but only by adoption. Youâ€,,d rather not be reminded that you are the true heir to the throne, but that does explain why people naturally follow your orders…


Carrot Ironfounderson


69%

Lord Havelock Vetinari


50%

Commander Samuel Vimes


50%

Cohen The Barbarian


31%

Death


25%

The Librarian


25%

Gytha (Nanny) Ogg


19%

Rincewind


19%

Greebo


0%

Esmerelda (Granny) Weatherwax


0%Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man 65%
Superman 60%
Robin 55%
Green Lantern 50%
Hulk 50%
Catwoman 50%
Iron Man 30%
Supergirl 20%
The Flash 20%
Batman 20%
Wonder Woman 0% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have low extroversion.
You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.
A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.
You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people.
Conscientiousness:
You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness:
You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

What, living people or dead people? Living: Stephen King. Dead: H.P. Lovecraft, Buster Keaton, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison

My Blog

I almost laughed when I read this

"I have noticed many times that it is not an easy matter in the United States to convey to someone that his presence is unwelcome. To make that point, roundabout methods are not always enough. "If I...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:51:00 GMT

The Long Night; a prose poem

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Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:47:00 GMT

Wow, less than a week as President

        And Obama has already laid down new ethics rules regarding lobbyists having official positions in his administration, which rule he has ALREADY BROKEN in his choosing of William Lynn for a Def...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 01:25:00 GMT

There was an unpopluar war and the country was

       deeply divided, nearly pulling itself apart at the seams. Then, a man, whom many thought would never have a chance, ran for and won the Presidency, on the platform of ending the war and bringin...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 02:59:00 GMT

History or Porn: You be the judge

      A man called Tricky Dick (so nicknamed by a woman whom he had once referred to as "pink right down to her panties,"), gets taken down by two reporters, one named Woodward, with th...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:50:00 GMT

WalMart is weird

        You can't buy Maxim magazine there, but you can buy Zombie Strippers.
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Fun with quoting out of context

       Ted Haggard, of hypocritical homosexual relations fame, has recently revealed that he was abused as a child, leading, of course, to his homosexual dalliance that ruined his ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:48:00 GMT

My main goals in life

       To read good books.       To listen to good music.        To find a nice, quiet place to be alone with my th...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:54:00 GMT

Don’t put that in your mouth. You don’t know where it’s been.

      Ah, the classic line that I'm sure we've all heard. It applies to almost everything that one can put in one's mouth, save, of course, the penis; the line for which shoul...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:09:00 GMT

One of the best scenes from The Dark Knight


Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 04:51:00 GMT