FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

Once you cut the umbilical cord, you're attatched to the other things; sight, sound, sex, money, mir

About Me

HEARTFUCKED.
You Have A Type A Personality
You are hyper, energetic, and always on the mood
You tend to succeed at everything you attempt
And if you don't succeed at first, you quickly climb your way to the top!

You could be called a workaholic, but you also make time for fun
As long as it's high energy and competitive, you're interested
You have the perfect personality for business and atheltic success Do You Have a Type A Personality?
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My Interests

Everything and anything.

I'd like to meet:

open minded, adventurous types. outdoorsy, honest, healthy people. someone to go to the gym with. someone to watch over me. recipe traders. Vincent Cassell. Mike Ditka. artists, musicians, actors, comedians, dock workers, professional wrestlers, boxers, ultimate fighters, Stu Stone, skaters, cyclists, ruggers, people with accents, TRAVELERS and the guys who write for Robot Chicken.

Music:

Everything.

Movies:

Foreign, comedy, horror and pornography that features donkeys and little people.

Television:

Robot Chicken, Everybody hates Chris, The Boondocks, Family Guy but, I only seethese shows on DVD-- I don't watch much tele.

Books:

Everything. Currently reading My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler.

Heroes:

The Silver Surfer. Spawn. Timex watches, 'cause they take a lickin' and keep on tickin'. My dad, Mike Ditka, Mia Hamm, that guy who saved that kid on the subway last week.

My Blog

10 Reasons why my boobs are better than ever-lasting gobstoppers

10. Gobstoppers aren't really ever-lasting. 9. They won't chip your teeth. 8. They don't make your mouth change colors--like a baboon's ass. 7. There's nothing bitter or powdery in the center. 6. My b...
Posted by FOR FUCK'S SAKE! on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:52:00 PST

Public Service Announcement

Don't ever tape yourself having sex. Just don't do it. You say you're gonna erase it and you think you're gonna erase it... but you don't erase it. And someone finds it. And it...
Posted by FOR FUCK'S SAKE! on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:21:00 PST

Aargh!

The Bears lost and I am bitter and quite angry. Suffice to say, anything is possible in my world right now. What shall I do? What will make tha pain go away? Well, I've tried ...
Posted by FOR FUCK'S SAKE! on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:25:00 PST

FUCK YEAH!!!

GO BEARS!!
Posted by FOR FUCK'S SAKE! on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:04:00 PST

I am not going to apologize...

I can't help it if I was blessed with hearty, full, perky DD's. I love them and you do too. Why do you pretend to dislike me when you're really envious? I don't hate haters. Uh-uh, n...
Posted by FOR FUCK'S SAKE! on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST

This is for Boo Dre...

I don't know why I chose to list this under the romance and relationships category. It was more like an exploration into the unknown that became quite odd and yet, exciting. A few weeks ago... I...
Posted by FOR FUCK'S SAKE! on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:57:00 PST

SHAIN FUCKIN' RALEY

That would be the girl singing on my page. She is a bad ass whiskey drinkin', foul mouthed, fowl shootin', mo fo. And I really like her voice. Please enjoy. To hear more from SupaSha...
Posted by FOR FUCK'S SAKE! on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:11:00 PST

My Bitches...

Last night we celbrated Henry's birthday and my new found dicklessness. Happy Birthday Truckstop Tootie! And thank you, Brooke for changing my phone entry and reminding me that friends and Tangueray c...
Posted by FOR FUCK'S SAKE! on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:53:00 PST

Also

More time to work on that funny business as well. I've been sitting on this butt sex bit for 3 weeks now. It's funny as hell, if I do say so myself. Which I just did, fuckers. Love, EL...
Posted by FOR FUCK'S SAKE! on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:03:00 PST

Back in the saddle...

I quit my job with the catering company on Wednesday and guaranteed some friends, over a Bushmill's of course, that I would be employed by Friday.Damn, the girl is good! Monday morning I start m...
Posted by FOR FUCK'S SAKE! on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:57:00 PST