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Pirate Bones

I am here for Friends

About Me

We've most likely met once before. I can't walk 10 feet without seeing someone I know.
I am in love with an amazing, intelligent, musical man.
I am a cellist without a cello, in the pursuit of rectifying that particular situation.
Music is ingrained into my DNA. I cannot completely function without it.
I love going outside. Nature is awe inspiring.
I'm out going AND anti-social; the general public irritates me more often that I'd like to admit. I partied myself out by the age of 23, so don't expect to see me at your favorite bar/club, or at 4th Street Live. I hate that place.
I am skeptical, silly, random, stubborn, talkative, occasionally cynical, and loyal to those that matter to me. All in one mostly tidy package.
My short-term memory is awful. Forgive me if I forget something and repeat myself, or if you mention something, and I cannot recall what you told me. I promise I'm not doing it on purpose.
I work 3rd shift. This means I generally don't ever doing anything before 2 PM at the earliest. I am NOT a morning person, but I'll eat breakfast at any time of the day.
I try to collect pirate items.
I love road trips.
I'm a perpetual optimist. I cannot help it.
I'm generally friendly, if you're not a narrow-minded f*cktard.
Contact Management with any questions. Just make sure that they are intelligent questions; stupidity shall not be tolerated.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent people with wit and savvy. People with personality. Maynard James Keenan. Thom Yorke. William Peterson (I miss Grissom on CSI).

Monty Python Ministry Of Silly Walks

The Colbert Report - A Rare Correction - Stephen Eats an Ewok

My Blog

Avast!

Someone on Facebook just pointed out to me that I can change the language to Pirate English.So I did.It's awesome.
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:27:00 GMT

DAMN IT!

FUCK!I just had this huge blog written out, and I hit the wrong key. It's gone. I feel deflated.DAMN IT! I'm not writing it again.
Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 00:50:00 GMT

I wanna be...your sledgehammer...

Do you have any pets?- I have a dog. Her name is Amy. She's insane. (No really.)What is the last book you read?- "Changer Of Days" by Alma Alexander.Are you or were you a good student?- High school = ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:40:00 GMT

And so it is.

So.I've been managing my finances pretty well. I'm catching my bills up to a comfortable spot, and I'm not as stressed out about money.For now.I'm down to one job. Linens N Things went under in Dece...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:01:00 GMT

Useless waste of time...but boredom is setting in...

1) DRINKING BUDDIES OF THE YEAR?- Jess, Scott, Mike, Vampire Chris and all my buddies at the Dive (when I actually make it out there).  2) YOUR SONG FOR 2008?- Oh man. I don't know which one to p...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:25:00 GMT

Gaping holes in my head (a.k.a.-an update)

So last Thursday, I had all 4 of my wisdom teeth cut out. I've been floating in the Percocet Sea for a few days now... it's kind of odd.I don't like taking so many pills (I'm also on an antibiotic and...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:25:00 GMT

Things to do before I die.

Now, mind you, some of these things I've already done.It never hurts to do them again. And again. And again.~ Finish college.~ Dance on a bar.~ Dance at a wedding (sober).~ See the west coast.~ Visit ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:40:00 GMT

Carpe Diem

I promise, I'll write an actual blog later.Onward, to Quizville.* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Icecream truck?-Those rocket popsicles were the stuff. How did you and your num...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 02:34:00 GMT

It’s funny that you should mention that...

I've come to realize that: 1. My boobs...- Are pretty darn perky. 2. When I talk...- I can mumble, or forget words, when I get overly excited or angry.3. When I love someone...- I love them u...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 19:23:00 GMT

The "I have nothing else to do with my time" survey.

According to your ex, you are...?- pretty cool. We broke up on decent terms.Do you tell your best friend EVERYTHING?- Always. At least when I see her.Do you get butterflies?- He still gives me butterf...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 14:56:00 GMT