Sex and Drugs and Loads of Rave, Lets Get Dancing Misbehave, With Speed and Weed and Loads of E, Lets Get Fucked and Talk to Tree's, Lifes a Trip and Then You Die, Fuck the World Now Lets Get High.....
Name: Joe
Birthdate: 18/10/1987
Birthplace: Rakelane
Current Location: tynemouth
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: errrr like 5.10 maybe?
Weight: ill go check now...10.8
Piercings: why would i put a hole in me self?
Tatoos: not just yet...
Overused Phraze: everything i say really
FAVORITES
Food: hmmm steaks and mash tatty
Candy: not really a sweet person like....them fat laces you get from the pictures
Number: 27
Color: no i vote BNP
Animal: my tiger cat
Drink: banana milkshake from donalds
Alcohol Drink: southern comfort and lemonade
Bagel: who?
Letter: J obv
Body Part on Opposite sex: bummm:D
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: hmmm cherry coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: burger king
Strawberry or Watermelon: water berry
Hot tea or Ice tea: depends if i want a hot drink or cold drink durrr haha
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: both
Dog or Cat: what are you trying to say like? i have sex with animals?
Rap or Punk: rap
Summer or Winter: summer...who ever made these q's wants shot like
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny most def
Love or Money: i love money
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i cant physically smoke anymore and have to close me eyes
Most Missed Memory: to many to say....childhood in general really, things were so much more simple then
Best phyiscal feature: me toenails
First Thought Waking Up: is it the weekend yet
Goal for this year: get some sort of direction in me life.....haha my goal this year is finding a goal really
Best Friends: the voices in my head
Weakness: ermm feet most definatly
Fears: feet again
Heritage: first you implied i shag dogs now your implyin im black? this is just plain bullying
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: oh yes
Ever Smoked: oh yes
Pot: lots
Ever been Drunk: oh yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: haha when i was a kid in america
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: dont really matter
Favorite Hair Color: dont really matter
Short or Long: well not like rapunzel but not like right said fred either
Height: little smaller than me
Style: dirty sweaty paki goth style....gotta love it
Looks or Personality: both
Hot or Cute cute deffo
Drugs and Alcohol: couldnt be cin a druggie like...its just not what lasses are ment to do
Muscular or Really Skinny: proper steroid head
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: how can i answer that you spacker....loads
What country do you want to Visit: ermmm bosnia...and romania, honest!
How do you want to Die: suddenly just to keep me guessing hahaha
Been to the Mall Lately: metro centre? nooo not for awhile
Do you like Thunderstorms: ii a usually get a deckchair on the roof and a few cans......who writes these questions really?
Get along with your Parents: not the father
Health Freak: cleanfreak yes not a healthy one
Do you think your Attractive: it dosnt make a difference what i think of me self haha
Believe in Yourself: with somethings i do
Want to go to College: been, it was shit so i got a job....thats shit so im going back haha
Do you Smoke: not tabs
Do you Drink: iii
Shower Daily: twice
Been in Love: aye
Do you Sing: pavarotti style
Want to get Married: aye why not
Do you want Children: we shall see
Have your future kids names planned out: roman abramovich
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: i was 15 i do believe....and about 9 months later she had a kid. she was a proper banger tho so could have been anyones hha
Hate anyone: no point it wont get you anywhere....i do hate jeremy beadle tho, little handed bastard
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Errrr fuck nahs no famous people like fuck them, they get enough attention......Except Jaime Pressly, Id tie her up in my bedroom :D
LOOOAAAADDSSSSSS....Probs not much i dont like, Monkey (H), Rap & Hip Hop, some D&B is ok, Trance, some Hardhouse, some House, TECHNNOOOO.OK im just gonna list a few songs for yaa to D/L...Roni Size - Dirty Beats.... 4 Strings - Take Me Away.... K90 - Red Snapper.... Oceanlab - Sattelite.... Bone Thugz - The War Iz On.... Dre - anything off the 2000 album that was class (H).... Chicane Ft Tom Jones - Stoned In Love.... The Faint - Posed To Death.... Brand New - Okay i believe you but my tommy gun dont.... Royskopp - What Else Is There? (thin white duke mix).... Digital Boy - Mountain Of King.... Van Buuren - Burned With Desire.... Shalima - Dont Let Me Go.... Exotica - Can You Imagine....NOO GABBAA! Its like dancing to a shot gun....ITS FUCKING WANK!
haha well at kevs every film ever made got hammered cos hes boring and dosnt leave the flat much! hahafight club starsky and hutch (the bit where he shoots the pony HAHAHA) most adam sandler things mcvicar lockdown errrr all i can think of atm some other shit im sure.....THE ROCKYS!! Especially 2 and 5....3 is the worst.
errr simpsons, FAMILY GUY OWNS, futurama some other shit.....nip/tuck is fucked up. My name is Earl is MAAAAAZIN!
i only ever read one book all the way through.....and that would be a child called it by Dave Pelzer, It must have been good if i read it all the way through!
Whats his name? arrr ya nahh......that Joe kid, yeaa hes a hero, Honest :-|..