Andy - ProfilesArchive

About Me

This reclusive creature can be found in the southern region of the United States. It uses its powerful jaws to construct sharply barbed insults, rambling lists, and off-colored nonsensical humor. Lacking any sort of nutritional discrimination, it will eat almost anything including scented candles. When confronted with the opposite sex, the Andy will likely use its powerful legs to flee and burrow.Natural enemies include fire, cooties, and Coors Light.

My Interests

Plotting, Creating, Thrashing, Running, Absorbing, Hiding, Crushing, Consuming, Cracking, Dismantling, Dozing, Devouring, Observing, Ruminating

I'd like to meet:

Christopher Walken, Sluts, Ninjas, or any combination of the above.No Robots or Robot Sluts please.Monsters will be evaluated on a case by case basis.

Music:

Brian Wilson, Amon Tobin, John Zorn, Liz Phair, Shellac, Johnny Cash, Pixies, Aphex Twin, Nick Cave, Kid Koala, DJ Jester, P-Love, Lederhosen Lucil, Brazilian Girls, The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, DJ Shadow, Ennio Morricone, Bernard Herrmann, Sergei Prokofiev, Slayer, Melt-Banana, Man or Astroman?, Mr. Bungle, The Zombies, Cornelius, Thelonious Monk, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Robbie Fulks, Tom Waits, Squarepusher, Public Enemy, The Cardigans, Minutemen

Movies:

Seven Samurai, Glengarry Glen Ross, My Neighbor Totoro, Amelie, Jaws, Dead Alive, Hard Boiled, Mulholland Drive, Coming to America, Chungking Express, Leon, Rear Window, Night on Earth, The Goonies, True Romance, Shawshank Redemption, This Is Spinal Tap, Dogtown and Z-Boys, Rio Bravo, The Road Warrior, About A Boy, Mean Girls

Television:

24, Twin Peaks, Lost, Deadwood, Gilmore Girls, Six Feet Under, The Brak Show, Da Ali G Show, The Office, Nigella Bites

Books:

Easy Riders Raging Bulls, Tikki Tikki Tembo, The Stand, Giant Robot magazine

Heroes:

Itto Ogami