Slythffindor

"THEY CLAIM THAT I'M VIOLENT, JUST CUZ I REFUSE TO BE SILENT" -TUPAC SHAKUR
**i LIKE: lounging all day with good company, watching films, reading books, MEETING NEW PEOPLE.
*i LOVE: all things HARRY POTTER, not having any limitations, listening to MUSIC, playing musical instruments, and maintaining the RELATIONSHIPS i have.
*i ADORE: my four SIBLINGS, legolas of the woodland realm, and JESSICA ALBA.
*i VALUE: my FAMILY and FRIENDS, hard work and hard PLAY, and INTELLIGENT and ARTICULATE communication.
*i DISLIKE: grape candy, CREATURES with more than four legs, STINGY people, and MONDAY mornings.
*i'm IRKED by: EDUCATED people that pretend they CAN"T SPELL, blatant RACIST STEREOTYPES, sitting in traffic with NO AIR CONDITIONING, and IGNORANT human beings.
*i am an OPPONENT OF: the WAR IN IRAQ, all things DISNEY, and GWB as our president.
*i ADVOCATE: all forms of EXPRESSION, hand to hand COMBAT, collection of EXPERIENCES, and SLEEPING IN until noon.
*i CAN BE: your SISTER, your BEST FRIEND, your PSYCHOLOGIST, your PIMP, your HERO, or your SHOULDER to cry on.
*i WILL NOT BE: your DOORMAT, your crutch, your ATM, your PUNCHING BAG, your EXCUSE, or your MEAL TICKET**
**theres NOTHING you can tell me that i dont already know. i have COMMON SENSE but i lack TACT. the people that LOVE ME the most also HATE ME the most passionately. i FIGHT with my friends because it shows that i CARE. i dont BURN bridges. i supply the GASOLINE and MARSHMALLOWS**
***i dont take MEDICATION for REMEDIAL PURPOSES. i've had the OPPORTUNITY as well as the MISFORTUNE of experiencing things that others have not. i often TAKE SIDES and my LOYALTIES dont falter. i have a WILL of TITANIUM and in a DUEL of WIT you would LOSE.***
****i feel PAIN but i DONT CRY. i will give some TIME to ANYONE but im SELECTIVE of those i call my FRIENDS. i like to CURSE when im UPSET. my CUP is often HALF EMPTY, i COUNT my chickens before they are HATCHED and all my EGGS can be found in ONE BASKET****
*****im BITTER because im IDEALISTIC. im idealistic because i HAVE HOPE. i am NEUROTIC but not UNSTABLE. i am SWEET but not AFFECTIONATE. i have a TEN FOOT BUBBLE with a built in RADAR. i am PATRIOTIC but not EUROCENTRIC. i live my life like it's a MOVIE. if you're not careful, i'll STOP FILIMING and RECAST your ass*****
******i MAKE UP the RULES as i go along. i have a GLARE that will kill a legion of ORCS. i dont always agree with my ELDERS but i show them RESPECT. if i LAUGH too much i CRY. i like to WIN but i dont CHEAT. im a GOOD SPORT if you dont rub it in too much. i TALK SHIT when i can BACK IT UP. i expect you to DO THE SAME******
*******i have a GOOD TIME when you have a good time. i SURROUND myself with people but i am capable of BEING ALONE. i do EVERYTHING at my OWN PACE. i am only PATIENT when i have SOMETHING TO PROVE. i keep company with people from many different WALKS OF LIFE. i APPRECIATE this immensely*******
********i EMBELLISH but i DONT LIE. i SAY IT like it is even if you DONT LIKE IT. i have a SARCASTIC MORBID and sometimes OBNOXIOUS sense of HUMOR, but i make my friends LAUGH until they PEE in their pants. if you take me SERIOUSLY all the time i will inevitably OFFEND you********
**********if i played QUIDDITCH i would be a BEATER. the SORTING HAT would have given me the choice between GRYFFINDOR and SLYTHERIN. i still haven't made up my mind. im MUSICALLY INCLINED but i CANT SING worth dungbombs. my NICKNAME in elementary school was SPEEDBUMP. if i like you i might tell you why.**********
**YOU MAY NOT LIKE ME...BUT GO AHEAD, ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK**