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ALLEN~LEWIS

I love to play twister naked, with dead cats.

About Me

Hi!
I'm Allen.

My Interests

Junk n' Stuff

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can convince me to eat sardines...
or

Music:

Waking The Cadaver

Movies:

The Hills Have Thighs

Television:

The Office and Entourage

Books:

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

My Blog

Things I would rather do than watch the Superbowl.

Here's a quick look into how much I enjoy the all-american sport of football.I would rather:- Eat a lightbulb- Shower in mustard- Get locked in a crawl space for 2 days- Sit on a pine cone (with no pa...
Posted by ALLEN~LEWIS on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:20:00 PST

Trouble with the Law.

So I have this egg/bowl chair in my room (which is fantastic by the way) and I just noticed that it had a little tag sticking out, so I tore it off... I then realized that it was one of thos...
Posted by ALLEN~LEWIS on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:17:00 PST