My name is Mr. Bumpy, you might know me from my TV show back in 1994. I’m a small green purple warted monster. I live under the bed of “The Boy,†he’s 10 years old and I belong to him. I live off his dirty socks and dust bunnies, which I find a delicacy. I also live with my two best friends, Squishington, a neat freak blue monster who lives in the bathroom and sleeps in the toilet; and Milly Coddle, a Frankenstein monster like rag doll, who belongs to the boy’s younger sister. Unlike Molly, whose a toy, Squishington and I don’t exist to anybody else but the boy. I get along with anybody but I have one true enemy. His name is Destructo, he’s the boy’s robot toy and constantly tries to destroy me. There is also Closet Monster, he’s well…a monster that lives in the closet and made up from “The Boy’s†clothes. He’s always trying to eat me, I try to avoid him a much as possible but the coolest and most delicious stuff is in the closet, so I run into him every-so often. If I can beat him, great! If not... see you in the reruns, folks!
