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Tennessee C

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm not for everyone. In fact...you should probably check out somebody else. I bet you would rather go get a steak dinner...DOUCHE!

My Interests

Music, food, drinking, masturbating to videos of myself masturbating, disk golf, hiking, karaoke, traveling, meeting new people, cartoons....but mainly music.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that isn't a small minded bastard and is down like pavement for whatever the party calls for.

Music:

dub/dancehall/roots/rockers/ska reggae, funk, soul, jazz, hip-hop, alt-country, every kind of electronic music from house to freaked-out experimental stuff, indy rock, old country, blues....just all around good music. Like Gentleman with the Far East band. Burn Fyah Burn!

Movies:

Anything by the Coen Bros., Amelie, City of Lost Children, Night on Earth, Godfather 2, The Jerk, Napoleon Dynamite, Friday, Real Genius, Modulations, lots of documentaries and porn

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy and a LOT of PBS. I don't have cable because I'm a poor man....but I'm a good man

Books:

Charles Bukowski, Henry Rollins, Robert Anton Wilson, Alister Crowley, Ram Dass, Aldous Huxley, Terence McKenna, Sun Tsu, Lao Tsu, J. Krishnamurti, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Tom Robbins

Heroes:

My mom, Martin Luther King, Ghandi, my buddy Dan, Jack Black

My Blog

I'm drowning in electro!!

I can't stop listening to electrodiscofunktrash!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! I haven't quit dancing for days. My hip hurts and I need some CD turntables. STAT! Anybody got some they're not using!? I feel a might...
Posted by Tennessee C on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:09:00 PST

What not to do

So me and this girl hooked up a while back and she spent about a week at my house. When she left I found a pair of her underwear under the bed. I kept it with the intent to give it back to her when I ...
Posted by Tennessee C on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:34:00 PST

What the fuck!!??

Awww. So what.....none of y'all gonna say shit about my new song!? You wish you had some dope ass shit like me. If this don't make yo' booty work, yo' booty must be dead!!!!
Posted by Tennessee C on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:11:00 PST

I'm down for a while

I will be out of commission financialy for a few months so if you don't see me out anymore, I'm fine. I just need to walk some of these dogs I got barking at my feet. If you want to play disk golf, go...
Posted by Tennessee C on Sat, 13 May 2006 08:10:00 PST

I WANNA GO TO WMC IN MIAMI!!!!!

If anyone is going to WMC in Miami and has a +1, I will apply repeated oral suction to the area of your choosing for ANY duration of time anywhere in the city of Miami. Let get dirty!
Posted by Tennessee C on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 09:05:00 PST

Ummm...no one likes the song??

So no one wants to know more about the band on my profile? Man....you guys are slippin'. Big time. I figured all the cool ass people I know would be blowin' me up about this shit. That...um...don't li...
Posted by Tennessee C on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 08:56:00 PST