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Lord Stikrz... Linzeez Man

Teacher by Day... Street Racer by Night!

About Me

i am an average man who like to have a good time and be with my wonderful, beautiful wife, lindsey!!! i love working on my cars and other people's cars, and whatnot. but recently things have been looking up financially and all.so yeah nothing much has been going on. the cooling fan issue is resolved on the bmw and it made a wonderful trip to north carolina. so its doing great!damn old neglected bimmers are crazy!!!!so yeah now im a teacher's assistant at Blair Middle School in downtown Norfolk. Definately an ok place to work and now i can work on my goal of being a teacher. yessir!!also weve been going through roommates like mad. see my blog for further details. but we will now be roommate-less and thats ok. i prefer it that way.im generally an easy going fellow that gets stressed a little too easy but its ok because i know all wil be ok... i just gotta go crazy and act stupid every once in a hot minute. so yeah. i dont start any shit but i like to get to the very heart of whatever matter is at hand, with personal issues with people. i like talking to people and listening to all the interesting point of views, no matter how screwed up. sometimes its funny but sometimes its sad as hell.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4href="http://www..." target="_blank"Myspace Video Codes | Song Lyrics | Books Store
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Name: matt
Birthday: 11 22 83
Birthplace: cleveland, oh
Current Location: norfolk, va
Eye Color: grn/blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: GERMAN BABY!!!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: my navy issue boots
Your Weakness: my temper, most definately
Your Fears: death, heartbreak
Your Perfect Pizza: from guido's ny style pizza!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: financial stability
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh shit, what the hell am i doing?
Your Best Physical Feature: do we seriously wanna get into that? my eyes
Your Bedtime: midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: the times i spent with the old COASTAL EVOLUTION crew before they betrayed me
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: bk
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: niether. hell no to tea!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cap
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: hell yeah
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: no i hotrack all the time. yes i shower
Have you Been in Love: too many times
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: yeah to an extent
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: in certain ways
Are you a Health Freak: not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: not with ,y stepmom all too much
Do you like Thunderstorms: yessir
Do you play an Instrument: drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no actually i havent
In the past month have you Smoked: sure have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: havent done drugs since 1999
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with my wife yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes for some halloween stuff
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: eww!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eww! x2
In the past month have you been on Stage: i wish i had
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: damn thats what i forgot to do this summer!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: 7 times thats it so far
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: when i was like 12
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: by freezing to death
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: teacher
What country would you most like to Visit: germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: 5'-5'10"
Weight: 120-145 lbs
Best Clothing Style: any it dont matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: well over 300
Number of Piercings: none oddly enough
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to count thats for sure
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My Interests


Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?i will continue to spread the romantic wonder of death and blackmetal with bands such as cradle of filth, dimmu borgir, himsa, zao, khold, emperor, and iced earth. i have also taken a new approach to metal and am into the likings of lacuna coil and HIM. so i will continue the metal assault! all BLACKMETAL music will survive and all will prevail, in one life or another.... so lets spread it like a rabid disease!cars are probably the biggest most single influential thing in my life. they made me and they may break me. ive worked on cars now for about 4 years and am proud to say that i am the "street racer-electrician" and that i can do just about anything with wires anywhere with my handy little toolbox and tidewater auto electric experience... and working as an AE in the navy. cars are my life and love and joy and heartache all at once.....QUOTE OF THE... WELL, WHENEVER I MAKE ANOTHER ONE "you cannot change the tomorrow if you dont live the today" ---MEmy intrests include anything outdoors, whether it be hiking or camping, boating, working on cars, racing cars, walking on the beach, or rollin in the convertible, i love it all and try to enjoy all that god has in store for that day!! hell i dont even have a ps2 or whatever (mostly cause im broke and cant afford one). Cradle Of Filth Nemesis .. Add a video to your site FREE Music Video Codes
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I'd like to meet:

Dani Filth, Shagrath (from Dimmu Borgir), the Beastie Boys, Harrison Ford, "the boyz in tha hood", Bettie Page, Kirk Douglas, Dave Chappelle, Stewie from Family Guy, Kottonmouth Kings (damn you LISA!!!), the head designer of the McClaren F1, the CEO of BMW AG, Faith Hill, Tim McGraw, GW. my old friends again...me and lindsey met sarah jezebel from Ceadle of Filth... so that was cool.

Music:

cradle of filth, emperor, dimmu borgir, diabolical masquerade, enslaved, othean, odin's forest,antestor, vaakenvandring, satyricon, sanctifica, sacrificium, death list, dodsferd, xansther, noiz, metanoia, wedding party, ceremonial sacred, in lingua mortua, salem orchid, horrific majesty, immortal, dark throne, crimson thorn, kekal, satarial, zao, extol (the old stuff), living sacrifice, unleashed, sinister, behemoth, burzum, celtic frost, metallica, nine inch nails, kittie, brujeria, fear factory, slechtvalk, death, rammstien, killswitch engage, dying fetus, slipknot, darkest hour, diabolical breed, mercenary, iced earth, sworn enemy, shadows fall... all the great black death and speed metal!! Death in a cd is the best way to put it all. morbid, crazy bullshit. sorrow metal, all sorts of not-so-emo music. leaves eyes, diabolical breed, crimson moonlight, admonish, GRIM.... too many bands to list!!! here ae some great blacknetal links: www.ehavoc.com, www.blackflamerecords.com, www.blackplaguerecords.com and www.sophis.com.

Movies:

Anything with a lot of action and stuff. I like all the old Indiana Jones flicks, Star Trek shows and movies (of the 80's exclusively), the Matrix (the first 2), Underworld (the best movie ever!!!), all the freak show movies (Saw, Requiem for a Dream, Strangeland, Clockwork Orange, The Hills Have Eyes, Wrong Turn, Silent Hill, so on and so forth). XXX is a good movie to, actually. But i also like all the comedy shits and all like Waiting and Spaceballs (use the schwartz, Lonestar!!!) and Van WIlder and Billy Madison and The Longest Yard. Resident Evil, Cars, Ultraviolet, Underworld 2, all that action stuff... chronicles of riddick, all that shitim also starting to re-collect my 80's shit like short circuit and batteries not included, the last star fighter, everything 80's!!!!!
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Television:

FAMILY GUY!! Anything on the Speed Channel and Law and Order, CSI, Jerry Springer (that craps is funny as hell!!), Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (when it was on), umm.... I think that about covers the little TV i watch...

Books:

Around the World in 80 days, 20,000 Leagues under the sea, journey to the center of the earth (all 3 by Jules Verne), 1984 and Animal Farm (George Orwell), Fantastic Voyage, Fantastic Voyage II, I Robot (all by Iassac Assimov) and all that good stuff. Dante Alligheri (the Divine Comedy)

Heroes:

My dad and my wife

My Blog

roommates.

im done with roommates. not all are bad, but its too much work to negotiate what needs to be done and cleaning and payments... i hate being in suspense. not all have caused problems but a good many ha...
Posted by Lord Stikrz... Linzeez Man on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:17:00 PST

ADVANCE AUTO PARTS TALKIN SHIT

there seems to be a lot of shit talkin goin on at the advance auto parts in va beach. i dont give a shit about you people anymore... its kinda nice to finally have someone talk shit about me. you ruin...
Posted by Lord Stikrz... Linzeez Man on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 02:12:00 PST

I GOT HIT BY A NORFOLK COP!!!!

how the hell can i trust the police to "serve and protect" if they hit my damn car???? i dont get it. so there i was, rollin down ocean view to get detergent, and right by Redi-Credit a cop is pulling...
Posted by Lord Stikrz... Linzeez Man on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:20:00 PST

debt

ok so my car is an absolute wreck. but nevertheless now i will have the money to get the thing fixed, eventually. now i can actually fix the truck and even get an old nissan 300z. who knows, life coul...
Posted by Lord Stikrz... Linzeez Man on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:07:00 PST