I'm one of the most down to earth people you'll ever meet. It takes a lot to offend me and I don't really find anything crude. You could let rip a fart that would knock a T-Rex over, and I'll just laugh and try to out-do you. I'm a bit obsessive compulsive. Some examples include:
- eating my bread crusts in a specific order according to their colour and texture. - eating my apples in a certain pattern. If someone takes a bite outta place, I have to throw the apple away and start again. - always sleeping with the tv on.
I'm absolutely crazy about animals, just ask my friends. I'm not scared of any animals except spiders and sharks, but I plan to conquer my fear of sharks sometime in the next couple of years by going diving in a shark cage. If I meet your pet dog, I can assure you I'll probably spend more time talking to it then you. It's just how I roll.
If I could invite anyone to dinner it would be Stevey Irwin. My dream job would be to work at Australia Zoo. But that's not going to happen, so instead im studying anthropology at uni this year. I start mid year, so until then, I'm a lady of leisure who is sewing all her wild oats.
I'm a fiend for champagne and jagerbombs. That's why I'm Fanny McFiend, queen of all things messy. I'm the first person you can call if you need a hug and chat........ or the person you can call if you want someone to go to the pub with.
I love playing poker with the boys, drinking Coolabah with Trash on her bed and reading the pet section of the Daily Mercury classifieds.
P.S I rate Tash as a true blue hero because she can walk into Aqua Bar and they say to her 'The usual?' BAHAHAHA.
The ones I love.