Boxes |
Boxes are insulting. They allow in only so much, and yet seem wasted when not used to their full potential.They force us to think of sorting, organising, catalouging and labeling. They ass...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 02:21:00 GMT |
Bad rap and hip hop |
I have to stop listening to stations such as 96.5, 99.7 and 98.9. It's having an effect on my brain.It started innocently enough. I had a secret favorite song--Whatever You Like by the artist T.I. ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:22:00 GMT |
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. |
Something doesn't feel right, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it.I keep oscillating between apathy and contentedness.Shekinah's cat has the stinkiest poop in the world. That is unrelated t...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:54:00 GMT |
Old Adages Part II |
Here's another old people saying that really grates my melon, gets my goat, and goads my gizzard."When you fall off the horse you have to get right back on it."I love how old people talk about things ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:11:00 GMT |
Old Adages |
Old people say old things that old people have said forever. We call them proverbs, adages, "sayings" and "old wives' tales."I call them bullshit.I mean, honestly. Some of the things old people say ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:40:00 GMT |
Smokes, Booze and Sex |
The time has come to break up the Holy Trinity. I think I'll pick a poison for a time, instead of slowly killing myself with a Molotov cocktail of awesome.I wonder which one I'll choose.
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:21:00 GMT |
Dear America, |
Knock knock who's there BARACK OBAMA!XOXO,JessyP.S. BARACK OBAMA!
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:11:00 GMT |
I dreamt a song and wrote a eulogy |
Airports fascinate me. No one is ever really anywhere in an airport. Yes, some of you will say, "But when you're at the airport aren't you... at the airport?" No. Those of you are wr...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 02:04:00 GMT |
songs about other people |
There is a stoplight on my drive home that I never catch green. It is situated in a valley of an intersection where nothing meets a gas station. Every time I draw near it, I think about ho...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:38:00 GMT |
new |
I saw a praying mantis totally punk out a bird yesterday. That bird just wanted some damn lunch and that praying mantis stood up, shook his ass, and said, "Not today, bucko. I will be no man's lunch. ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:26:00 GMT |
