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Ashley

I am here for Friends

About Me

I joined b/c I told my friends there wouldnt be an I hate Bono group. I told them I would join if there was.I was wrong. There is at least 3 I hate Bono groups. So here I am.Well now thats done with. what can I say about myself that hasn't already been said before in these stupid about me profiles. I love listening to punk rock. Sex Pistols especially. It is my passion. And trust me I am a very passionate man... or woman. I listen to Loveline religiously. I want Adam Carolla to have my babies. And Dr. Drew.I'm going to be going to the College of Staten Island. Which is good times or something. I'm a writer and I guess my claim to fame would be writing a play that was the first student written play to be put on in my school. (I also believe it will be the last.) I directed it as well. MY GENIUS MUST BE HEARD!! Well my other claims to fame our not quite as legal... and involve me in Ohio and... some stuff. Someone tried to teach me how to love once. I read alot. I am probably reading as I write this in fact. I also am a huge fangirl (the good kind if that exsists) for Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. Don't get me started on Draco Malfoy. Or else you will listen to at least 3 hours of me talking about the most taboo ways to deflower the young wizard. I play alot of video games. I will eat your cancer. Johnny and Sid! 3

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Rotten, Steve Jones, Paul Cook, Celine Louis Ferdinand, Henry Miller, Sid Vicious, Your mom, Jesus, Dane Cook, Johnny Depp, Tom Felton, Joey Ramone, Andy Warhol, Adam Carolla, Dr. Drew, David Allen Grier, That guy from that one commercial, J.K. Rowling, J.K.R Tolkien, Stephen Hawking, the gods of jelly, Seth McFarlene, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, James Marsters,Tim Curry, Tidus, Iggy Pop, jhonen vasquez, Gary Oldman, Neil Gaiman, David Bowie, Billy Idol, Lou Reed, Tim Burton

My Blog

William Shatner > You.

I don't know why I write in this thing since I have an lj and all. Its kinda pointless. I've become obsessed with William Shatner. He is a fantastic man and everyone should bow down to him and worship...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 16:46:00 GMT

I feel like someone is tap dancing on my brain

Life is boring. I didn't get any hours this week for my job b/c the manager is mentally retarded... and could very well be the reincarnation of Patrick from Spongebob. It sucks. Johnny Rockets sucks. ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 08:11:00 GMT

So that's it...

 Well its over. Me and Frank broke up... I kinda don't know what to say about it. I'm upset about it. I'm more worried about him though. Bad times.
Posted by on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 07:41:00 GMT

Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?

Sunday Morning. Blarg. So yea this weekend is the weekend of yelling at Ashley and packing up shit for the apartment. I am actually going to call my father tonight I believe. I'm not looking forward t...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Aug 2005 10:42:00 GMT

Totally pwned

So it looks like i joined myspace. I lose at life. I think this means that my sorry exsistence that is my life has now been pwned by the internet. *sigh* I blame Bono... and Justine.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Aug 2005 15:45:00 GMT