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Greta

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm half Swedish.

And half awesome.

My Interests

Painting, Cinnamon Life cereal, music, green

I'd like to meet:

Anyone very LOL. No OMG WTFs.

AIM - Sprusselbrout

Music:

Smashing Pumpkins, Deftones, Trail of Dead, TV on the Radio, Depeche Mode, The Used, NIN, Bob Dylan

Movies:

Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Clerks, Trainspotting, Office Space, This Is Spinal Tap, Best In Show, Good Will Hunting, Overboard, The Big Lebowski, Planes Trains & Automobiles, The Butterfly Effect, crappy '80s & '90s teen movies

Television:

Lost, The Office, Friends, MSNBC stuff, Conan O'Brian, Family Guy, The Soup, assorted VH1 trash, Roseanne, World News Tonight w/ Charles "Charlie Horse" Gibson, L8 Nyte w/ leet Hax0rs, The World's Funniest Truck Drivers, Real World Bangladesh, Lawyers On Ice, Alcoholicaust: 7 Alcoholic Men Locked in a Room with Only 4 Beers, Amazing Animal Births Caught On Tape!, Extreme Musical Chairs: Celebrity Edition, Eating For Two: 3 Pregnant Women Getting Fat Over 9 Months, Date The Governor, Where's Daddy, Teenage Canadian

Books:

The Rehoboth Reporter

Heroes:

Artie Lange, Pam Beesley, George Takei, Cliff Yablonski, Chris Hansen, Esther Greenwood, Billy Corgan, Jack Handy, Rude Jude, and Wubbie

My Blog

major woofers

SO, YESTERDAY, RIGHT..They had the official "Ribbon Cutting" ceremony for the new work building.  Jolene and I walked over there around 3pm.  Of course, we saw no one from our department.&nb...
Posted by Greta on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:47:00 PST

cross your fingers and ill guess if you're hoping or lying

I haven't been on here in a while.I'VE BEEN KNEE-DEEP IN RESEARCH TO FIND OUT WHICH CHROMOSOME EXPERIENCES A DISRUPTION OF MEIOSIS, RESULTING IN NON-STOP, SEIZURE-LIKE DANCING AT ANY AND ALL CONCERTS....
Posted by Greta on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 10:53:00 PST

CRACK KILLS.

I JUST FLEW IN FROM MARYLAND, AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED.Not really, it was a road trip.  It was fun.  Boys are easy to travel with. And, Maryland wasn't Family Matters Part II as I'd expecte...
Posted by Greta on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:12:00 PST

sharpen your teeth, the steaks almost done!

"Hello.  My name is Greta, and I resemble a carrot."A certain Jolene Pacheco is due a beating for this statement. I haven't signed on MySpace in about 600 years.  601 YEARS TOO LONG OMG.So, ...
Posted by Greta on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:08:00 PST

crayola - y + p = crapola

I was about to paint a little while ago, but then I started rummaging through some drawers instead...  I forget why.  Anyway, there are some bureaus and such down in this here basement that ...
Posted by Greta on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:44:00 PST

niece and uncle knife club

Tomorrow's Sunday Bunday, or Masturbation Monday if you so prefer. I'm really not looking forward to work.  Devil's been on my case lately.  I'm just waiting for her to come out of her offic...
Posted by Greta on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:55:00 PST

poof!

With all the progress Dateline NBC's To Catch A Predator has made, that goddamn Quaker Oat guy is still hanging around with flocks of little kids in bathing suits.  I'm appalled. I just jazzerciz...
Posted by Greta on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:50:00 PST

keep it simple, stupid

Since I got back from Jellystone, I've continually forgotten to take my iPod Tuner back into my car.  Thus, I've been subjected to regular radio for the past week or so.  I am currently busy...
Posted by Greta on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 06:36:00 PST

tom brokaws announcing his love for puppies!

So, I recently got back from a vacation to Yellowstone all the way yonder in Wyoming.  It's a pretty wild place.  A definite must-see. Now, the downside to a vacation: IT ENDS.&nbs...
Posted by Greta on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 02:12:00 PST

sunday brunch

I HATE DOING LAUNDRY.  It was more fun back in the day, when I used to sometimes carry money in my pockets.  But now, I HAVE A PURSE.  I used to never want to carry a purse.  Now, ...
Posted by Greta on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:08:00 PST