That one who is destined to rule the earth...

Yo I'm currently 17 for the next couple of months until i finally turn the big 18!!! I live in the fantastically fucked town of Brisbane, have done now for about 2 years.My life takes place in the recently commercialised town of Mackay. I had it all. I had friends(though i realise now that they just used me), I had money(though i spent most of the time wasting it on drugs and alcohol), and i had a life(which slowly slipped away in front of my eyes). Yeah i was definitely someone in Mackay. I had a girlfriend who i thought i was in love with, that was until of course i cheated on her, then i realised i probably didnt want her as much as i thought... Then she moved away and i was left with basically nothing, but then not too long after i started going out with another girl who i thought i was even more in love with than the first girl, however we dated and had a pretty much sexual based relationship, which isnt bad i guess, but i took her virginity and that is never a good thing. So I ended up coming to a holiday here to brisbane... A HOLIDAY.. and that particular girlfriend thought it meant i was never coming back so straight away she cheated on me with my "best mate" some little fucker who if i ever see him again i solemnly swear will be sucking his dinner through a straw as he will have to have his jaw wired shut to heal!!!But now, i live in Brisbane, i went to sunnybank high, but now i dont, i go to a much less common place. St. James High. It's in the city. Now i have plenty of friends, i have my times where my life is at its best but im still struggling to get off the my life is at its worst.. Anyways, i'm pretty good. I do shit when im bored, i sleep when im tired. I'm just an eating, drinking, shitting human being.But don't mess with me cuz i'll kill ya!! But get on my good side i'll have ya back for life. until you mess with me.1989 Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90s kid.It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90s just wont cut it.You're a 90s kid if:You can finish this [Ice Ice _ _ _ _ ]You remember watching: - Hey Arnold - The Bugs Bunny Show - Ren & Stimpy - Pinky and the Brain - AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! - Rocko's Modern Life.You've ever ended a sentence with the word 'PSYCHE!'You remember: - Playschool with Monica - Step by Step - Family Matters - Dinosaurs - Boy Meets WorldYou remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.You remember reading 'Goosebumps'. And 'Animorphs'.Paul Jennings and Andy Griffiths were the funniest authors of all time.You watched Round the Twist!You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.You said 'NOT' after (almost) every sentence . . . notWhen everything was settled by: - Rock, Scissors, Paper - Dip dip... - There's a party by the pool, would you like to come? - Eeny, meeny, miny, mo!When Cops & Robbers was a daily activity.When we played Tiggy, Safe, 40/40 and Hide & Seek until our legs grew numb.You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.Tazos owned chip packets.Captain Planet. He's a Hero.You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. DahYou remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.You remember those Where's Wally books.You remember eating Warheads.You remember Push Pops and Lucky Dips.And YoGo gorilla... and the original Cocoa Pops monkey: 'It's just like a chocolate milkshake - only crunchy!'Home-made birthday cards were cool, especially the ones where you'd cut a mouth into it so that it opened up and a tongue popped out.Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.Tamagotchis had to be banned in school because of their popularity.Furby.Baby Born.You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.Juice boxes where only 80cents.'Emo' didn't exist.And Windows 95 was the best.You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.You knew Michael Jordan was the best all-time basketballer who played for the Chicago Bulls, even though we don't follow NBA basketball.Barbie & Ken by Mattel owned the shelves.World 4 Kids, before Toys R Us.Playdough was the coolest stuff invented.You understand when I say 'Cheez TV'.You collected all the Troll dolls.If you even know what a walkman is.The original Pokemon with Ash, Misty and Brock.Before those try-hards at the Yu-Gi-Oh production plant.You've gotten creeped out by 'Are You Afraid of the Dark?'You know the Macarena off by heart.'Talk to the hand' . . . enough saidYou always said, 'Then why don't you marry it!'You went to McDonald's to play in the playground, and Happy Meals only cost $2.95 for a cheeseburger, small fries and coke.....and toyYou remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.Before the MySpace frenzy . . .Before the Internet & text messaging . . .Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .Before Spongebob . . .Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.When light up sneakers were cool.When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.When petrol was $0.65 a litre & Caller ID was a new thing.[Wish these days were still around]When you had to be one lucky kid to get a mobile phone before you were 16.When we recorded stuff on VCRs.Way back.Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.Who would have thought you'd miss the 90s so much!!!!!Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .Post it as your year of birth.