I'm so laid back I'm horizontal. But mess with my friends and I'll(!!!!).... well, I probably won't do anything at all. Most of them deserve a smack anyway.
The only thing that gets my back up is the kind of douchenozzle who thinks it's acceptable to peddle brain poison to children. Jesus Army, lookin' at you here.
I like to hit people with totally sweet burns.
Feed me booze.
I'm underdosing on everything.
