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bag lady protégé

I believe in peace, bitch.

About Me

My name is Jen.
Neurotic, spacey, timid and occupying a somewhat hard to digest sense of humor: i'm here to eat brains!
And I'm done with placing top friend lists. My love for everyone transcends that shit.
Aim = deadsegway
livejournal:blissfulcryptic
xanga: loveinafishbowl

This profile was edited with the help of Tom

My Interests

Vinyl, music, socialism, poetry, animal/human rights,philosophy, s & m & bible studies.

I'd like to meet:

Kids that put the Spanish channel on mute and make up the dialogue.
Freaks and geeks.
Buscemi.
Etc...

Music:

The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Pavement, The Microphones, Melvins, Beck,The Doors, Calvin Johnson-membered bands, The Pixies, Nirvana,Husker Du, Love Battery, Zen Guerrilla, Devo, Half Man Half Biscuit, Old Time Relijun, The Velvet Underground, The Smiths, Sonic Youth, Lou Reed, Morrissey, Ani DiFranco, All Night Radio, Mecca Normal, Neutral Milk Hotel, L7,and Bob Dylan.

Movies:

Silent films, Trainspotting, Cannibal! the Musical, 200 Cigarettes, Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Hairspray, Sweethearts (the one about Garofalo commiting suicide), Brain Candy, Silence of the Lambs, Resevoir Dogs, Death to Smoochy, Dead Poets Society, The Pianist (mmm Brody),Intermezzo (Swedish version), Vertigo, Psycho, Maltese Falcon, All About Eve, Charades, Sunset Blvd, North By Northwest, West Side Story, Sweet Charity, Brigadoon, Easy Rider, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pulp Fiction, Singin' in the Rain, The Big Labowski and fucking Star Wars.

Television:

Kids in the Hall, Scrubs, Law & Order and the crime dramas that play at 4 am when I can't fucking sleep.

Books:

Kafka, Camus, Nietzsche, Kerouac, Burroughs, Leary, Ram Dass, Salinger, Pynchon. Ginsberg, Plath, Poe, William Carlos Williams, etc.

Heroes:

Bob Dylan and fortune tellers.

My Blog

that is just to say

yeah this was just an emo rant. don't worry, its gone now.
Posted by bag lady protégé on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:04:00 PST

what did you expect?

The sky has been fucking beautiful for three days straight. I spent so much time lying down on once-someone-else's-now-our trash recovered trampoline with the last cigarette in the las...
Posted by bag lady protégé on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:19:00 PST

oh, caeser

toothpaste for dinner rules.     yesterday was groovy. went to the dentist and fairy godmothers, saw andy and some kids.    then i grabbed a neutral milk hotel cassette and ...
Posted by bag lady protégé on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

as expected

Kevin is a mythological creature who comes in and out of the house fixing the computer and leaving sticky notes on the bedroom mirror that read "Jen is fat! She is fat fat fat." I'm back, son! Life...
Posted by bag lady protégé on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:21:00 PST

is this a duck calling machine?

i can't sleep. i don't remember how to do it. sleeping pills make me wake up feeling thick. so fuck them. journals are for complaining.   i love my friends. and        ...
Posted by bag lady protégé on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 03:24:00 PST

turn on the news!

Mel Gibson was arrested for a DUI. I usually don't give a fuck about celebritys lives; publicists write it all and I don't know these people. But this is a guy who thinks he is a prophet! When he was...
Posted by bag lady protégé on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:34:00 PST

who will win a rabbit?

10 FAVORITESFlower: venus fly traps probably do not count as flowers. shut up.  Drink: yerba mate tea. liquor: i kind of don't drink. Color: colorfulSport: meeting people who are too into aliens...
Posted by bag lady protégé on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 09:52:00 PST

not that i do not have better things to do

YOUR MYSPACE:1) Is your display name from a song?: No.2) Do you have over 100 friends?: If I remember correctly.. At least I did at one point.3) Do you have pictures of yourself?: Yeah. For a while th...
Posted by bag lady protégé on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 09:12:00 PST

gee whiz.. survey and mc hammer

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:1. Jen 2. Jenny3. JenniferTHREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:1. twistedserenity92. deadsegway (current) 3. darkfairy1220 THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:1. Maturity level2. My ...
Posted by bag lady protégé on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

uhuh

My new year resolution is to be more like Kerouac.  
Posted by bag lady protégé on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 02:35:00 PST