You Drive a Honda Civic Not a Race Car |
Why are people so obsessed with making their cars look like they're faster than they really are? It's not just Civic owners, it's people with Neons and Hyundais too. They go all out and buy new rims, ...
Posted by Levar on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:15:00 PST |
Lies Girls Have Told Me: |
"I didn't do anything over the weekend.."Lie. This translates into "I got drunk and had lots of sex that I regret having now that I'm sober, but I'd rather not sound like a slut, so I'll give you the...
Posted by Levar on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:02:00 PST |
Next one of you who says i look like webster gets punched in the throat! |
Those of you who don't know i work in transit now, I'm that asshole who makes your metrocards and laughs at you when you swipe wrong. Its been a bout six months and the things i know about people now,...
Posted by Levar on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:26:00 PST |
Ohne dich |
I'm going to go into the fir treesThere where I last saw herBut the evening is throwing a cloth upon the landand upon the ways behind the edge of the forestAnd the forest it is so black and emptyWoe i...
Posted by Levar on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:18:00 PST |
Gas with oily discharge. |
Is it just me, or are some of the side effects of these popular prescription drugs worse than the problem they solve? What's worse: mild symptoms of arthritis, or:
Headache
Indigestion
Upper respi...
Posted by Levar on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:48:00 PST |
The truth about girls and assholes. |
The age-old myth that girls like assholes is bogus. Girls don't "like" assholes. Girls love assholes, in the same way that guys love guns and fast cars. It's a power/control thing. Girls use assholes ...
Posted by Levar on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:22:00 PST |
vacuus diligo |
Interdum suus non maiestas questus sursum in dies si. meus sensus have vulnero toties per illae pro talis vegrandis causa females usquequaque perceptum vultus mihi grow vultus mihi fio magis universa....
Posted by Levar on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:32:00 PST |
The Gatorade Conspiracy |
The Gatorade Conspiracy
Have you ever pulled a joke on somebody, but you could never tell them about it because it was a prank so foul, so degrading, so truly evil...that revealing it would have had ...
Posted by Levar on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:54:00 PST |
Giving her oral pleasure |
Most of you ignorant guys out there do not have to frist clue as what to do down there, those of you that do it anyhow so before your your girlfriend leaves you someone like me here are 14 ways t...
Posted by Levar on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 02:25:00 PST |
Stop listening to music and be miserable. |
Music enhances people's lives. But people are scumbags and don't deserve to have their lives enhanced. Here is why:
People are stupid. Your parents are ashamed of you. Your friends think you're annoy...
Posted by Levar on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:10:00 PST |
