!AK47! (NEEDS A BASSIST!!!)

once the great dragon had been slayed, adam came down from the mountains of yonder and poured the blood of the beast into his laptop and it was good. the resulting riffs became solidified and resulted in scotty waking from a long slumber to once again resume the new dawn of the shred. this quest was not without its perils however, as scotty had traveled from the land of the mitten and after this long and perilous journey, his riff powers had been greatly diminished. with intensive battle training he was once again able to conjure the riffs of justice out of his battle axe. there was a problem though. there was no one to produce the pulse of dragon slaying. alas, the relief came in the form of drew. his feet of justice and hands of fortitude helped forge the riffs into a sound that was mammoth, if not unlike that of a rams horn calling the troops to battle. once the 3 had ridden their mighty steeds to the castle shred and produced a glorious sound, they continued to hone their battle skills in a heated, sometimes intense fashion. after a mass amount of mead had been consume to further hone their skills, the one known as andy came into the fold with his rams horn to call the righteous to battle. this is the story so far. once we kick some more dragon ass, we'll let you know...