I like to scold Jeopardy contestants when they get an answer incorrect. I hate canoes. I don't like your turtle puppet. Soup affects me very little, if at all. It rarely involves a change in wardrobe.
"you look familiar. are you on myspace?"--random woman on the LIRR
"he is a small, cute, bald, pantless, almost featureless character who seems to have no job, hobbies, or girlfriend
."
wait that's not me, that's ziggy.
