Darcy

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My name is Darcy Paquette.....ever since i was old enough to skate, i loved hockey. i wasnt really the greatest skater though. but that didnt stop my dad from teaching me the secret of smacking the greatest slapshot.my dad worshiped hockey...my mom didnt, thats why she moved to egypt where there's not a hockey rink for fifteen hundred miles.My dad always took me to hockey games to cheer for our favorite player, terry o riley, the tazmanian devil. he wasnt the biggest guy in the league but he feared nobody, just like me. As a child i developed sort of a short fuse. This kid just stole my party blower and instead of asking for it back, i felt i had to belt him in the head a bunch of times with a hammer. but...i was quick to say i was sorry.In high school i played junior league hockey and still two records, most time spent in the penalty box, and i was the only person to take off my skate and try to stab somebody.If you want to get to know me more, you can drop me a message or something, i'm on this a lot. Merp.I have to add a few more things. Chris Farley is the funniest man to ever live. Hands down. A lot of you probably won't agree with me on this, but holy shit he makes me laugh too much.Watch tommy buy or black sheep if you haven't, two best movies ever. If peeing your pants is cool, he'll make you piss your pants..so consider me myles davis.Tommy boy scene: .. width="425" height="350" ..and farley on SNL, so funny haha.Love that dude. RIP Chris Farley. .. width="425" height="350" ..The suicide Machines, shit son, my favourite band of all time folks. Love these guys. They've been my favourite band now for years, but recently those fuckers had to break up. RIP to them too...and geeez, i guess people that i like, evetually leave. If i like you, you better watch out, something might happen to you apparently, just thought i'd warn you... width="425" height="350" ..