i have my reservations, concerning thermal underwear... |
The time of year is upon us. Old man winter has reared his ugly head. With this time of the season, comes that all too uncomfortable feeling of denim brushing up against your bare legs as you walk in ...
Posted by John on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:41:00 PST |
Of All Things, The Letter 'T' |
Last night I had a very brief, albeit insignificant, encounter with a random man and the letter 'T'. I had been walking to the junction with a group of people, including this random man, a long-haired...
Posted by John on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:54:00 PST |
so thats why tom cruise hates psychiatry |
We live in an interesting world. I spent part of the morning yesterday watching Tom Cruise videos on youtube...including an interesting video where he vehemently debates the role of psychiatrics and m...
Posted by John on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 05:35:00 PST |
if i had alot of money |
if i were extremely wealthy...i would have an eliminator built in my back yard. i would hire an american gladiator to come over and cut my lawn once a week...and while he is trying to mow that shit......
Posted by John on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:51:00 PST |
a hiest to end all hiests... |
today, i realized another desire that i would like to add to the, already, long list of goals to achieve before i pass away. in the infamous words of dane cook, there is but one thing that every man w...
Posted by John on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:19:00 PST |
i will own mccauley culkin |
due to transportation problems out of my control, i have spent my christmas alone in dekalb. do not feel sorry for me. i have had an enjoyable day. i have been watching john hughes movies and drinkin...
Posted by John on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 09:13:00 PST |
'Please, allow me to slip into something more comfortable...' |
Today, right out of the fucking blue, I realized something that will change my immediate god-foresaken short-sighted life. I realized that there is a phrase that I have always wanted to use...probably...
Posted by John on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 12:42:00 PST |
yup |
im a loser but im workin on it.
Posted by John on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 01:07:00 PST |
this is, perhaps, the great brainchild of our time... |
so this weekend i was greated with the greatest of opposition and ill protested cold sholders by my dearest and closest friends for an idea of sheer brilliance.
the recent pregnancy of britney spea...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
fuller....go easy on the pepsi !!! |
today a lady trying to sell me a miracle solvent appeared on my doorstep like the embodiment of all that is undesireable and unholy. i let her open the door, hoping that my seemingly well placed home ...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
