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hollywood [hobo]™

I am here for Friends

About Me

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I'm 18 and if you were to judge me off of this myspace page,
you would probably be guided in the wrong direction.
I'm probably nothing like you'd expect me to be and quite the contrary.
I know big words; I like to use them. I suck at math but equations are fun.

Some people have been known to say....
"i'm going to be a bit straightforward and say
you're one of the nicest, most fascinating and interesting
people i have ever talked to." :D

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My Interests

guitars.
reading.
friends.
skateboarding.
and hanging out.

I'd like to meet:

Kat Von D.
Michael Burkett. (nofx)
Erik Sandin. (nofx)
Eric Melvin. (nofx)
El Hefe. (nofx)
Glitter. (to destroy her legacy as a stripper)
I wouldn't mind meeting people who don't mind just being their-selves.

I can't sit here and say that I was born uncool
beacuse that just sounds wanky...
but it's just who I am.

Random Confessions:

07/04/08
happy jew-lie fourth. :D

07/03/08
rain is probably ownage over everything. yep, deal.

07/02/08
I like dragging carrie and justin around in the dark. lol. :)

07/01/08
so, i decided whoever plays 'rain' by breaking benjamin for me
on my acoustic guitar- i'll marry them.

06/30/08
fun stuff, i think.

06/29/08
painting, again. :)

06/28/08
energy drinks and painting a house.
west/west elm is ftl until they put up new swings.

06/27/08
it's friday. what more to say?
i'm barely online anymore. woot.

06/26/08
the tree trimmers kept me from sleepin because
they just had to cut the tree down across the street. lol

06/25/08
who knew that guy from three's company was pretending to be gay. lol.

06/24/08
i have an idea. how about all the ugly minded people in the world go lay in gutters.
perfect. problem solved. world peace, alas!

06/23/08
the strangers was a good movie.
10 x's better than the happening.

06/22/08
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY TWIN AND ME!@# :D
(23 days 'til sammie's birthday. (: )

06/21/08
rainnn. :) today was awesome.
full throttle and one more day!
i <3 my best-friend and her artistic abilities. :D

06/20/08
tonniigghhtttttt. :DD
two days lefttt. yesssss!

06/19/08
:) thursdayyyyy, yup.
talkin' on the porch til 4:40am with nerds. aha.

06/18/08
full moon is out tonight. :) yay!
lmfao. "gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy"

06/17/08
five days left. :X

06/16/08
'the happening' sucked two hours out of my life that i'll never get back.

06/15/08
happy father's day.
asdfjkl; asdfjk; asdfjk;! :)

06/14/08
happy birthday, carrie. :P

06/13/08
washboard festival and what-not.
peltin' rain and havin' fun. :)

06/12/08
it's a known fact, the higher you are the faster you fall.
i hope it storms, tonight. something ferrous.

06/11/08
Words of Advice from Kody: you cant let fear of the unknown get in the way of something which could be great. i know relationships are scary but thats just a fact. you have to take a chance sometimes. otherwise youll always be wondering the what if's

06/10/08
Jessticles Fakespeare [is your favorite number] says: oh that's how i feel about herpes, so i understand
hahahaha. :) life is good.

06/09/08
jess is down with the BFP. :)
hella stormed so bad i fell in love. aha.
neighbs truck got thrashed though and t-dawg's roof caved in. XD
06/08/08
has anyone seen stephanie (nikkie) byers ?
click the name to see her picture, message me if you have.
she's officially been missing a week.

06/07/08
sara's graduation & columbus people.
video cameras & mountain dew. :)

06/06/08
today doesn't exist.
today doesn't exist.
today doesn't exist.
"your love is a lie."

06/05/08
instant decaff coffee & what seems like house arrest.
i sure am livin' it up. :P

06/04/08
i love when it storms all night long. :D
plus, dancing out in the rain while the neighbors wait for tornados is fun.
lmfaooo. two fried egggss. XD

06/03/08
my best friend knows how to play blister in the sun. :D
jen: lets go plain in the rain and wait for nadors!

06/02/08
my grandfather was resubmitted into lancaster hospital this morning.
dee: PEE EM JAY

06/01/08
junejunejunejunejunejunejunejune! it's june! :D
21 days left!

05/31/08
today was hectic but maybe it's better it all happened like this.
"just forget me: it's that easy."

05/30/08
to rids with summer, i miss winter!
abandoned houses & nazis.

05/29/08
when your hands are cold: you know it's worth it.

05/28/08
so richhh, so prettyyyy.
that song is over-played. lol
"i want to have sex on this slide."

05/27/08
"are we getting closer or are we just getting more lost?"
i won't sleep. it's guaranteed. i won't sleep.

05/26/08
good times & good phone calls.

05/25/08
fear the cornfield killaaaaa. :P
7 months 'til christmas! (shh. i like christmas.)
looking at stars in a bar parking lot, rather different. :) huh, keyser?

05/24/08
i think my neighbor's dog is brain-dead from all the air freshner.

05/23/08
i like how you blamed me for stuff that you do.
it's nice enough that you remember my name enough to point the blame. :)

05/22/08
there's a million reasons to be immature; don't waste it on being superficial, too.

05/21/08
secret agent: i think your awsome times a jilliob

05/20/08
no one knows anything about me and what i think.
it's probably better that way.

05/19/08
lakeview peer at the sun falling from the sky.
life is good, real good.

05/18/08
playing relient k, on the phone, and listening to you sing makes my life that much better. aha. :D
three hours. o_o astonishing.

05/17/08
hung out with sammie. :DDDD
jaywalkaz 4life. haha.

05/16/08
"stop trying to cop a feel from the see saws!"

05/15/08
hung with jenn.
did a bunch of other stuff, too. (jess, shush. lol)

05/14/08
i keep it dope boy freshhhh.
spying on c-dawg has become my hobby.
the fun that a video camera can present into boredom. aha.

05/13/08
hung out with jenn and keyser.
single 4life declaration.

05/12/08
"breaking lots of hearts to pass the time"

05/11/08
happy mom day. (remember to tell mom's across the nation)
nicest texts ever (1): "So your pretty much perfect."
nicest texts ever (2):"I can be having what seems like the worst day and then i talk to you and it is all better."

05/10/08
secret buddy: my jiggle wiggles figgle forjiggllerizzle.

05/09/08
no way of going to sammie's. :(
dee: lmfao you attract emo's AND fat chicks so you prolly smell like bacon & despair

05/08/08
vigorous journey to subway, fighting off zombies. lol j/p
dee: you attract the fatties.

05/07/08
my mom broke her ankle today. :X aha.
illegal aliens are driving down broadway. scary stuff.

05/06/08
show me the world as I'd love to see it.

05/05/08
cinco de mexicano. aha.
i'm not a mexican but have a good mayo.
:D

05/04/08
people who try to choose who their friends can talk to are completely stupid.
the metaphor is just as it seems- and this one is to you.
because immaturity runs deep in your psycho-head.

05/03/08
"you go first" "no, you go first" :)
i dare to be a roof jumper and i prevail! aha.

05/02/08
tarcy and i declared today national douche-bag day!
oh, and don't sit in chairs after it rains. :) your pants get wet.

05/01/08
happy birthday, janey. :)

04/30/08
i really hope that a certain someone doesn't get raped at school today. XD

04/29/08
eight people already this year. it's crazy.
immaturity is more than cliche anymore.
"why do they always use golf balls?" "they're about as big as my testicles?"

04/28/08
i hope it storms today.
"i don't have enough ass to hoe" lmfao

04/27/08
kelsey: im so nasty.
going to the park, today! whether anyone goes with me or not. :D

04/26/08
my grandfather was submitted into ICU.
crack fight, yo!!!!
"her friends are here and now she hates you, dear. it's funny how she only loves you when she's alone."

04/25/08
sammie: i got a job! :]

04/24/08
watching old people talk to strangers is entertaining.
my neighbors leave the door open 24/7

04/23/08
chill day. went to the high-school and stuff.
don't shut your eyes to the whole outside world.

04/22/08
Happy National Earth Day!
go plant a tree or clean up a street.
don't drive your car, walk. turn off the lights for a while. :)

04/21/08
hung out with jen after she got out of school.
logan is one giant game of telephone.

04/20/08
HITLER'S BIRTHDAY! :D
i declare today 'your mom' day. enjoy.

04/19/08
random calls about hot babes is always nice. (aha tiffany)
seeing vegas through pictures. :)

04/18/08
disappointing. rat-boy never did walk by today.
i'm a bum. i need a box to drive around in. aha.

04/17/08
happy birthday, kyle (peenyhead)
don't wrap me up in with your drama, i want to stay out of it.
"i am finally seeing, why i was the one worth leaving."

04/16/08
went to megan's house and then walked the tracks.
summer soda and the tressel own. :)

04/15/08
maybe someday you'll understand why i did what i did.
the drama will subside, we'll give it time.<

04/14/08
:) speaker phone on while you're singing.
i'm too afraid to have back something. i guess the feeling is mutual,
but who can you trust anymore?

04/13/08
everyone should go out and buy the glen hansard and marketa irglova CD. :)
spilling secrets through a notebook.

04/12/08
it's late at night and we're on the front porch trying to feel alive.
dee: errr errr err ekkk eeek eek

04/11/08
jenny: to tha sweat drip down muh bawlz
jenny: make all these bitchez crawl
i love my life too much to leave it all behind. :)

04/10/08
my grandmother plays lotto scratch because she thinks she's
going to win a million dollars.

04/09/08l
istening to someone sing colbie on the phone is chill. :)
boys face plant bikes to attract girl's attention.
CHEPS. i<3mybestifrend.

04/08/08
i want to make a house on the moon and be an astronaut forever.
i guess i'm too 'mysterious' anymore. lol

04/07/08
instead of lookin' fly and rollin' phat, my legs are stickin' to the vinyl,
and my posse's gettin' laughed at.
haha, i love that commercial. :/

04/06/08
this is the day that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends,
some people started hating it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll just keep on hating it forever just because..
dee: HIDE THE TWINKIES
lmfaoooooooooooo. i love my life.

04/05/08
ijustcantseemtogetitrighttoday.
jenn-aye: my brain needs to go on birth control
ashley: O_o what a girl wantsss what a girl neeeeeds

04/04/08
studystudystudy.
Dee: is it just me or does that whole happiness runs in a circular motion remind you of a circle jerk?

04/03/08
hung out with carrie. :)

04/02/08
i love being a secret agent. :D
"finally waking up"

04/01/08
i've converted to judaism.
lmfao. APRIL FOOLS! :) good day, good day.
robbie was the only one to get me. XD

03/31/08
you'd think by now people would learn where icy hot doesn't go. lol
i love random texts that tell me to get online when i already am. (haha tiffany)
:) today was good.
03/30/08
dee: i lick the inside of microwave popcorn bags [:
america's next top model should be banned from televisions worldwide.

03/29/08
worked at my grandmothers.
visted my grandfather, in the hospital.
sullen girls are funny. :D

03/28/08
I almost want to make my page private.
I'm tired of snoopers, ya know?
"i think i should get dried off because this could be a date" lol. sara dreams weird.

03/27/08
grounded.
might get un-grounded. :)
february 27th repeat, yay!

03/26/08
grounded.
carrie, justin, nikki, and sam(penis) own. :)
tarcy: i wonder if we poured flower on the lawn if crackheads would come.

03/25/08
grounded.
thank you for making me realize something.
i'll start my fresh start tomorrow instead of days ago.

03/24/08
grounded.
yay! easter is over with for another 364 days. :)
"I don't know who I am, you're the only one who see's that."

03/23/08
grounded.
i hate easter.
don't wish me a happy easter.

03/22/08
grounded.
I'm not answering withheld num6ers on my cell anymore.

03/21/08
grounded.
i have to tell my father about the phone bill today. (didn't)

03/20/08
grounded.
equinox means a fresh start.
my keyboard is racist against me and jesus.
"breathe a little deeper now because this is who we are."

03/19/08
grounded.
dee: today is national like-someone-and-they'll-like-someone-else day
grounded 4life.

03/18/08
grounded.
DO NOT TEXT ME!!
lame. today totally blew.
tomorrow will be better. :)

03/17/08
grounded.
whoops. it's saint patty's day.
rollar coasters. :/
i don't know what i want anymore.

03/16/08
boring day, fo sho.

03/15/08
i've no idea what today could or can be.
"staring at the ceiling making friends with shadows on my walls."

[every day in between has been erased, starting new.]

09/30/07
I played in leaves.

me: NOODLE NOODLE FORTUNE COOKIE
dee: you want ordahh?
me: NOODLE NOODLE FORTUNE COOKIE
dee: you want ordahh bigger bewbs ?
me: NOODLE NOODLE FORTUNE COOKIE

*notice noodle noodle fortune cookie was added on twice afterwards*

Music:

nofx, bright eyes, lifehouse, matchbook romance, sugarcult, saving time!, glen hansard, 10 years, the used, death cab for cutie, dashboard confessional, cartel, breaking benjamin, radiohead, semisonic, madina lake, bayside, some like it hot, secret handshake, say hi to your mom, 1997, june, sex pistols, rise against, ryan holley, goodbye elliot, vintage affliction, my american heart, seether, good luck joes, sum 41, cake, summer obsession, dangerous summer, etc..

Television:

family guy.
aqua teen hunger force.

Books:

my favorite novel is: the catcher in the rye, my favorite play is: the importance of being earnest and i read more than i probably should.

Heroes:

under skinned knees..

My Blog

this is random stuff that makes me smile. (:

once upon a time dee wrote me a rap song: she said oh ill love you forever then i gave her a dolla and left like WHATEVER you're such a fxkin phyco and your mind is kinda late & guess what too, you're...
Posted by hollywood [hobo]™ on Thu, 08 May 2008 03:54:00 PST