Diddies. Word.

(our buds are above)
Hello. This is the Little Diddies for the Little Kiddies. I'm sure that many of you out there have been wondering how this marvel of music talent became what it is.
Well, it all started out with me, Hefe. I was bored and realized that I like little kids, a lot. (a whole lot) (no, I'm serious, I love them). But, I didn't have any way to express my love of things to the kids that I loved until I met Al Pow Pow.
He caught me trying to look up his dress on line at the supermarket. The planets aligned and destiny took it's course.
Next, in the Diddies family to arrive was Prince Barry, who is actually a prince. We're not sure of what, but he is one. Al Pow Pow and I met Prince Barry on the Internet where we pretended to be a 14 year-old boy and Prince Barry was pretending to be a 13 year-old girl. We met in a park, and that was it.
Next, there was Cousin Terry. We know he is a cousin of either Al Pow Pow or myself, but we didn't bother asking considering we all had sex anyway. Finally, there was Milk n' Cookies. We kind of just found him, even though he smelled awful and we didn't really want to hang out with him; but, I guess he's alright.
Well, there you have it; the story of the Diddies. I'm certain it was a lot less than you expected.
Keep on fucking.
ALBUMS:
The Little Diddies For The Little Kiddies
Put On Your Thinking Caps