Molly - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is molly, i am also known as molface, molsorth, mollusc, mollecular molly, mol, mole, and for all of you who where around when Austin Powers 3 came out "Moley Moley Moley" i still hear it and i never, not even the first time thought it was funny.
A bit about me...what i like, do with my time ect.
I live by the beach, but i rarely go.
I do have extrordinary long toes, and one stubby small one that if i try really hard i can just get it to wiggle. (cheers for posting that on your page Gianna).
I don't believe in God.
I scoure other ppls myspace pages and steal their songs, ideas and layouts. I dont care. I am to lazy to spend quality time to make my own.
I am an awfull speller.
I love throwing pots - allthough i did drop that subject at uni i am still fantisising about a demi moore patrick swayze kinda moment. That turned me on.
I truely believe that a few cones and a chilli corn and chicken pie can kill a hangover.
My best friend is a leprechorn, she is the provider of charms and she is half irish.
My little sister thinks i am a bimbo. whatever.
Sushi has to be the best food on the Earth.
I once stuck a piece of spagetti up my nose and tried to lead it down my throat and make it come out my mouth and it broke in my nose and didnt come out till the next day.
My boyfriend plays basketball.... not professionally and not that regulary....just occasionally.
My claim to fame is my Spagetti Bolognaise - i have to cook once a week and thats all i make.
I got free tickets to Ready Steady Cook and no one wanted to come with me.
Calling Gianna and having a good ole Goss is my favourite past time, her family owns a bakery.
I used to buy a jumbo size tub of yogurt from the Central Market and eat the whole thing, while watching really bad TV on a Saturday night and then lie when ppl asked me what i did.... "yeah i had a wicked night, PARTY!!! I was outa control!!!!".
I once bought fake Chanel makeup in Thailand, and used it thinking how cool i was and then got a rash on my face.
I spend way to much money on Magazines.
I have a job interview tomorrow morning and i am not going to go.
i love toblerone cocktails from the OX.
I love skanking it up once every so often and running around drunk and disorderly.
I spend way to much money on my phone bills. I just cant stop talking.
Sometimes when i get really stoned and i talk and talk and talk i actually get sick of my own voice. How annoying must i be!
I am a obsessive compulsive neat freak, i sweep my room twice a day.
If sell bikinis for a living.
If you have prominant BO i will never talk to you again. I find it repulsive.

My Interests

drinking, shopping, shopping drunk, movies, kissing, popping pimples, travel, applying mascara and washing my hair.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

everything and everyone.... love the old stuff... every thing motown.

Movies:

Amelie, Shawshank Redemption, V for Vendetta, American History X, Saving Ryans Privates, so many more that i cannot even think off! i am a complete movie buff

Television:

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Squirell

Books:

i am a complete geek! John Irving is the best author ever... A Paryer for Owen Meaney is brilliant, a Widow for one year to and all of his newer stuff....

Heroes:

MY WICKED FRIENDSThis is my little group, plus some and take some depending on whos fighting with who ect... we love our dramas... well (cough) adam does...Moi! "get fucking over it" (gianna u loved that one)Timmy T my boyfriend.... aka Tim-o-tay....aka Deagan(his prosti name in melbourne) climbs army barracks, dances really cute, doesnt make any "effort" with adam, watches giannas step (sweetie), checkout chick, lover, hairy hand mole, shit stirer, fireman (ben u know what i am talking about). "if i'd eated more id do it more...."Gianna... aka Yianssy.... aka Seaworm ("just totally get out of my face seaworm!") bestest friend in the world! Girls night! creamy chicken pasta, chunky onion pizza, cocks night at the ox, sensitive nipples, her dad adds mango chutney to their food, cobmelius webus, choofing on sun, bakery farts, really long eyelashes, provider of pies annnnddddd thats it... oh... and she is ridiculasly funny...well she thinks she is anyway....Adam....addy....goonsack by the park, gay bar, barnaby, starter of dramas, "fashion guru", pervert at the gym!, mummy bird feeding baby bird, pelvic thrusting, diet pills, middle aged woman, drag queen, dissapearing act, phone calls from his mum "do u know where adam is?", happy hour, cheap wine, sleeping under tables.Ellie.... el-dog.... blonde, big hair, dresses, so many dresses i am jelous of her plethera of dresses, tanky with her drink, sema4 gal, shnitty gal, diplomat, holding each othe rweeping after the fight on new years, wittier than gianna, book geek (like me!)and crazy sema4 lingo.... "grill" what the?Darrah... Dirtrag, ellie's sister, pint sized, seafolly bathers that are sexy, blondy, sexy louis vuitton bag from thailand, so many dresses, cooper street ones....! funny drunk, friend of RILEYS!!!!!!! (GASP!!!) hahah i like him to dirty!, dont tell adam) u also have the crazy sema4 lingo happening "smack it" ????Ben... sema4 boy... knows the whole population of semaphore, seaweed cafe, drama queen, the convertor of straight men, great chuckle, silly drunk, ran away to qld and came back cooler, "you invitation has been terminated" and getting stoned at the port "Fuck off you fat bitch!"