Mad I gave half the day to last night... |
Ain't no way to explain or say How painful the hangover was today In front of the toilet, hands and knees Trying to breathe in between the dry heaves My baby made me some coffee Afraid that if I drin...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:54:00 GMT |
32 things you can do with beer.... |
32 things you can do with beer....1. BATHE IN ITInstead of sipping a beer, try soaking in it. Pour a bottle of German Badebier in the tub and lie back for a real bubble bath. 2. PUT OUT A FIREAlthough...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 21:33:00 GMT |
TOO close for comfort!! |
After watching the news...hearing about a double homicide in Albuquerque- I learned that it took place JUST a street over from the house where I work. Not ONLY that, but one of the m...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:46:00 GMT |
Lifter puller... |
you don't know me you just left me you don't know me you just left me you don't know me you just left me you don't know me you just left me And he was a man Or so he thought Paid attention...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:49:00 GMT |
When things get CRAZY |
I had a craaaaaaazy day; in my line of crazy, that is. Let me, first, tell you/remind you that I work with retards. Orr.. excuse me, d'evelopmentally disabled individuals'. Every single day ,I'm faced...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 23:53:00 GMT |
Is this making me happy? |
I realized something...... it is ...IMPERATIVE that you ask yourself this question on a regular basis.
AM I HAPPY?
And, although it's easier said than done.. DO WHAT YOU CAN to change yo...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 00:10:00 GMT |
If I had my life to live over...... |
IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by Erma Bombeck I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day. I would have bu...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 00:05:00 GMT |
divine intervention....? |
Have you EVER had something happen that made SUCH an impact on you, but was a result of one more extravagently severe consequences? It seems that when something really really good happens to you,...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:40:00 GMT |
Tray up, bitch |
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishi...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 22:28:00 GMT |
addiction: SUSHI |
I can't get enough of it. EVER. It's on my mind all the time..and I persue it like it's some sort of crazy drug. When I go to sleep, I dream of endless sushi boats, firey wasabi , thinly sliced g...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 14:22:00 GMT |
