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GIZMOTRON Has moved and is coming to YOUR HOUSE

About Me

Hey let's pack up the car I'm getting out of this shed and i'm COMING TO YOUR HOUSE!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/2/2005
Band Members: Got Gang Vocals? Whoever you want to bring is fine, but remember how the laws of thermodynamics can affect an already disorderly state. Google Steven Hawking and Entropy. If you have a whammy bar, I'm the type of person who will encourage you to use it. No Neumanns? No Problem! Bring every pedal you can, and make lots of feedback. I'll even get the skeleton rock shock guy to twist the knobs on your delay pedal if he's available. Professionally Certified Audio Engineer and Producer Mike Britt offers on the spot mastering in exchange for redbull and hard-limits the shit out of your metalcore and makes it way louder than your last recording but for some reason still not as loug as "real cds." oh well, I guess people like YOU should pay $300/h for a guy in the major leagues
Influences: Doc Brown, Timothy Leary, Kramer, Mr Burns, Skeletor, Krang, Otto the busdriver
Sounds Like: The Lack of so-called "sound proofing", Various Microphones, Tube Preamps, Pure Youthful Cutting Edge Creativity and Brilliance, Quinnisential of "I'm going to be sixteen forever" in High Definition 24bit stereo sound digitally remastered 2007 directors cut with some easily forgivable bass mistakes and some really really shitty sounding cheap cymbals purchased as a pack from guitar center but your friends won't notice. They'll probably be listening to the guy who's screaming.

If your band is in college or older, it'll probably sound good enough to get the attention of anyone who will possibly like you. Chances are you'll sit around waiting for your genious to be recognized but I'll occasionally check up on you and say something encouraging like "HEY CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT SHOW!!!"

If you're my friend's band or if I'm actually a member of the band, it will probably never be finished because the recording process will reveal a fatal flaw in our plan which will bring the project to a temporary halt while we go "back to the drawing board". Maybe we'll get the vocals done next month. (don't take that personally, I'm referring to like five different people)

If you're Snowcat, you can pay someone with really really expensive equipment to record the tracks in an hour or two and then take the tracks to my place and let me perform edits, effects, mixing, mastering, duplication, and packaging.

If you're Lina, you can do the same thing except with the cheapest mics possible.
Record Label: maybe
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

young person’s guide to becoming an audio engineer

ages 7-13 starting learning how to play an instrument14 form a band, read online everything possible about the music industry. learn about what bands are from your area and learn to appreciate all sty...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:21:00 GMT

im just a bassist how much should i have to pay?!?!?

first of all, this is mostly copied and pasted from past writings, so don't get freaked out that this crazy guy is giving you all this psychobabble.  but you should read it if you have fifteen mi...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 03:41:00 GMT

free download entire album The Skeleton Rock Shock

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Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 13:45:00 GMT

Cleaning Policy

Gizmotron Cleaning Policy (FAQ style):Wow this place is a mess!the degree of disorder needed to constitute a "mess" varies from person to person. in my particular person I have an unusually high tole...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 19:18:00 GMT

The Atlantic - Promotional Video features footage of recording at Gizmotron Fortress

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Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:33:00 GMT

we're makin a baby, and this baby is YOU

Inspiration hits and the song is written. The other members of the band have learned to perform it together and after showing it to a test audience everyone has agreed it is "a good song". Recording a...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 00:56:00 GMT

they broke up

a band that "broke up" is almost done recording their comeback album :)
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 00:44:00 GMT

that's what parents are for

i'd rather you owe THEM money then owe ME money!! i'm fucking BROKE, bee-atch!!!
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 01:48:00 GMT

a banana da banana so when i opened my bug eyes

my last post was before i recorded 'those left standing' since then i've done SNEAK ATTACK (perfect name for a hardcore band) which was really fun - the vocalist had an authentic hardcore punk voice a...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 00:29:00 GMT

Emergency Recording

tonight when i get out of work i'm throwing all my stuff in the car and driving an hour away to do an emergency recording of a band who needs to have something done by the weekend.  i'm going to ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 13:32:00 GMT