If you want to know what interests me, talk to me. I love to talk.I'll use this space to instead talk about pretenses.I am a jackass, lol, I find that describes myself fairly well. I can be a very kind, caring, and sensitive person, but I can also be a huge dick. In general I have little patience for stupidity, and am not afraid to say such. I ALMOST always speak my mind, and if nobody hears me, or they ignore me, I find new and intruiging ways to get my point across.That brings me to my next point, I try my hardest to defy convention. Now obviously I cannot be 100% individual, just like nobody can be perfect, or in this case, completely imperfect. I love to think up different ways to engage in conversation. I enjoy friendly and unfriendly debates alike, and if I argue with you, don't get mad. I usually don't. I love to learn and am usually reading a new and interesting book to expand my knowledge. I AM CURIOUS AND BLATANT AT THE SAME TIME. If I bust out an icebreaker like "are you gay?" Don't be offended, you can feel free to treat me the same.I am not religious, and cannot be persuaded otherwise. If you respect the fact that I use God's name in vain on accident, than I will try not to do such around you if it offends you. However, if you're a dick about it, I can be a much bigger dick. I am not selfish, I love sharing when I have the capability to do such. One of my favorite things to share is knowledge. Knowledge is a powerful tool, do not take it for granted. As I write this I am currently involved in reading a book about what the bible tells us about sex. Why? I want to know what the other half thinks, hence all the arguing, I'm learning.If you read all of that without scoffing, than I appreciate you more than you know. No matter who you are, what you look like, how dumb/smart you may be, please feel free to talk to me. I give everybody a first chance.
I'd like to meet:
howzabout I replace the old one-liner with a checklist, doesn't that sound like fun kids? Of course it does! Bear in mind that some of these conflict with each other, and its all just general stuff I like, it doesn't make or break a relationship.
-Active- -Accepting- -Argumentative- -Athletic- -Bisexual-
-Car lover- -Curious- -Energetic- -Exciting- -Forward- -Fun-
-Good looking- -Intelligent- -Intruiging- -Loves to learn- -Mild-
-Nice- -Open minded- -Opinionated- -Original thinker- -Pretty-
-Pyromaniac- -Sexy- -Slightly dangerous- -Tomboy- -Vicious-
-Wild- -Wacky-
Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?
1970 Plymouth AAR 'Cuda
You have a 1970 AAR 'Cuda . You love racing. You love your car. It's fast as hell, and thats all that matters! Its packing a 340 six-pack and heavy-duty suspension in case curves follow the stoplight!
Music:
My latest thing is techno/dance/electronica/wtfever you want to call it. But I've always loved rock/metal and shit. right now some of my favorite groups are as follows: Fear Factory, Daft Punk, The Chemical Brothers, My Chemical Romance, Megadeth, Metallica, Nirvana, Rammstein, KMFDM, System of a Down, Guns N' Roses, AC/DC, etc.
Movies:
Anything with Val Kilmer, Chris Farley, Johnny Depp, Will Ferrell, and a bunch of other actors that I can't think of right now. I own (and love) Vampires, Nothing to Lose, The Punisher, The Village, The Mask, Ace Venture: Pet Detective, National Treasure, xXx, The Fast and the Furious, Underworld, and a few others. basically, action and comedy.
Television:
Pretty much anything on FX. I love Rescue Me and Nip/Tuck. Ooh and I watch a lot of History channel and Discovery channel. Viva la Bam, Wild Boyz, Jackass, Monk, SNL, and music videos (but not rap). I dislike most all of MTV's and VH1's and MTV2's programming schedule, especially their so called reality tv.
Books:
Most works by Stephen King that I've read I've liked.But porno is good reading too. Very Informative.
Heroes:
Hmmm lets try something different. Here's a brief list of my
Anti-Heroes
Religious Faggots Oh shut the hell up, I don't mean gay people. I mean those fuckheads who can't seem to keep their obsessive beliefs to themselves. And please refrain from telling me how much God dislikes my behavior as you suck down the last of your six-pack and scrape the resin out of your bowl.
Automotive Marketing People Stop trying to make your product out to be the best one out there. Come on, guys, tell us what your product does, not that it can potentially under the right circumstances be better than another company's vehicle.
People Who Chew Loudly DIE.
Democrats AND Republicans Stop fighting like little children, okay? And, stop this polarization of the parties. Whatever happened to conservative democrats and liberal republicans? Believe it or not they really did exist at one time. VOTE THIRD PARTY, everybody else is simply too inflated to care what the american people really want.
Scene Photographers Just because you little cockfaces have $5,000 cameras and fancy external flashes doesn't mean you take awesome pictures. Clicking away one hundred shots of the lead singer of some shitty undercult band from the same angle does not make you a photographer. Take your pricey camera gear and GTFO of my concert, your huge flash is pissing me off.
Bitchy Girlfriends Shut the fuck up. If you and your miserable other have a problem, take it somewhere else because I sure as hell do not want to hear it while I'm trying to rip off the U-Scan at Wal-Mart. If he's the asshole you clearly want to make him out to be, leave him and fuck me. Then you can be mad at me and go back to him, sobbing, in the morning. Anybody dumb enough to be involved with a babbling bitch like yourself in the first place will take you back no problem.
Thats all I have for the time being...
