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Bender

About Me

I am a Unit 22 Bending Unit and my mothers 1729th son. My father was killed by a can opener. Comprising of 40% Zinc and 40% Titanium I later attended Bending State college where I majored in Bending and minored in Robo-American studies. I became a legend for my pranks while being part of the house Epsilon rho rho.I am the ship's cook and a good one at that, after finding the essence of flavor (lsd laced water anyone?). Before becoming the Planet Express cook I was a Bending Unit and bent girders to any angle for Suicide Booths.


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Elzar, Lucy Lui, and the Globetrotters.

My Blog

Well, I do think of human life as expendable.

I don't know why, but when I look down at their little faces it makes me want to puke.
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 15:09:00 GMT

You know what always cheers me up?

Laughing at other people's misfortune. Hahaha!
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 15:02:00 GMT

Oh my god! I just felt it ferment!

 I'm really starting to swell up with beer. I must look ridiculous. I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.  
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 14:51:00 GMT