Although it is often mistaken as being short for "emotional," emo was originally the abbreviation for a type of music known as "emotive hardcore." Emo music performances were extremely dramatic, typically including lead singers whining sappy lyrics about how their parents never hugged them or how their girlfriend dumped them or blah blah blah. Then falling to their knees and screaming or crying. Because traditional hardcore contained a lot less whining and a lot more beating people up, "emo" soon became a taunting nickname used by punks to insult other, more sensitive members of the hardcore scene. The "emotive" part of emotive hardcore is that it attempts to authentically convey raw human emotion.
Emos claim to be extremely deep. In actuality, they are very shallow people, demonstrated by the fact that they spend the majority of their time whining about their problems; how they are so sad, how they are being persecuted for being whining, bitchy, annoying emofags, and other incomprehensibly stupid shit.
Chances are that if you think you're emo, you're really either gay, a fucktard, Preston, or some combination of the three. Followers of the emo cult are menaces to society, and should be shot on sight (see school shooting). However, shooting emo kids on sight is rarely needed, for a proper verbal rape will lead to them committing suicide (but not before posting about it on the internets). Thus, a conclusion is drawn that IRL trolling of emo kids leads to IRL and OL lulz. Listening to emo music such as Death Cab For Cutie, Hawthorne Heights or Panic! at the Disco means you are emo and gayer than John Edward.
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Reasons for hating Emo
1) The Music
First and foremost, this must be said; EMO MUSIC SUCKS SO BAD!! Emo bands include MCR, Fallout Boy, Panic At The Disco etc...
These bands have no talent, they are MTV manufactured celebrities and are pussies :)
2) Whining
This is one of the most childish things about emo - why must you whine so goddamn much? Complaining about your life and parents among other things and claim you are "deep" and "genuine" which makes your whining somewhat more meaningful than the next emo.
3) Suicide
Now then, if you say you're going to kill yourself for whatever imperfection, hurry up and do it!!
4) Self-harming
A girl in my school said "I tried self-harm once, but it hurt." Nuff said.
5) Hair
The entire emo community has this fringe thing going, which is supposed to be original and unique.
And don't bitch that all "moshers" or whatever have long hair, and they all look the same. Because we don't, we let our hair do it's thing and everyone's is different in it's own ways.
And as a grand finale reason to hate...
Goth Girls Ep. 1
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