Melissa profile picture

Melissa

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Ok, this is the first thing I'm putting so people will see it: I'm not snobby, but I will laugh at you if you send me a message with a bunch of grammar mistakes and spelling errors. Check out my handy guide to " Typing like you graduated high school ." If you read and adhere to it, your IQ will go up ten points.
So basically, don't send me a message that looks like it was written by someone in the second grade, because I won't want to talk to you.22
My sister means everything to me
I have an amazing boyfriend
Curvy
Liberal
Friendly
Pierced, Tattooed, and Scarred
Smoking is nasty
Not religious
Very compassionate
I tutor people in biology and writing
Godiva chocolate is one of my favorite foods
I pretty much like to eat food
Grammar Nazi
That said, don't send me messages if you don't use whole words
I can drink everclear and not make a face
I'm in college
I'm open minded
I've got the same flaws as everybody else

My Interests

    body piercing and modification sleeping in sex cheesecake hoodies laughing chocolate buttons easy to navigate pages kissing cuddling chocolate ice cream pasta thunderstorms surprises drinking warm weather

I'd like to meet:

A girl with toes like Uma Thurman, and a body like suicide doors on a Mack truck, with suicide girl ink, and face like "Shut the hell up, dummy."
Edward Cullen
People who can teach me things.
Shannon Larratt.


Postsecret
Toothpaste for Dinner

Music:

    Hanson Something Corporate Maroon 5 Sugarcult Tom Waits Bob Dylan New Radicals The Beatles Jack's Mannequin Plain White T's Fall Out Boy Panic! at the Disco Gym Class Heroes Bright Eyes P.O.S.

Movies:

    Ocean's Eleven Sweet November Fight Club Instinct Pay it Forward Deja Vu American Beauty The Life of David Gale Meet the Parents John Q Girl, Interrupted Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Corpse Bride

Television:

    House Bones Discovery channel National Geographic

Books:

    Twilight Series Catcher in the Rye Girl, Interrupted Harry Potter Speak How to Be Happy, Dammit Uncle Shelby's ABZ's Envy The Giver Walk Two Moons How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign The curious tale of the dog in the night (I don't know if thats the right name) Janet Evanovich Sue Grafton

Heroes:

    Kerry Veasy Fowler

My Blog

To all the women

I'd like everyone to read this (or at least skim it. I know it's long!) and leave your thoughts, whatever they are. I just finished a book about women and body image. The author interviewed a bunch o...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:36:00 PST

Warped Tour

The best shower is the kind taken after a hot and sweaty day like warped tour. I had fun, like always, but there was a lot less free stuff than usual, no stickers, and there was only one band that I R...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:13:00 PST

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Basically:School is shitty.My parents are losing it.And my birthday is coming up. The first two are pretty boring, but the third one means that Steven bought me a very beautiful present. Behold: Tha...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:24:00 PST

End of the Semester Update

I hate when I type up a whole thing and then myspace doesn't connect right and it deletes my entire entry. I also like to have some cool lyrics as a title, but I can't think of anything. My brain is o...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:33:00 PST

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

I have some sweet pictures for you all again, because I know you people think I'm a fabulous photographer. Also, I'm about sick of my economics paper. It's the last two weeks of school. Arg. This is ...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:27:00 PST

Drunken Photos

More pictures! We celebrated Misty's birthday at Mugsy's, and we all got pretty wasted. And we decided that Kelli's ass and my ass are the same except hers is vertical and mine is horizontal. The ni...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:25:00 PST

I took Cutie For a Ride in My Death Cab

So spring break is over :( I basically sat around and hung out with Steven doing nothing, and got a new credit card and spent a lot of money. But, there were still some highlights. Someone please help...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:37:00 PST

V-day, an iPod, and some pictures

For Valentine's day, I cooked steven dinner, got him a sexy game for us to play (oh la la!), and he got what he really wanted (haha). And check out my SWEET GIFT (hint: it's not the headband):   ...
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:39:00 PST

I Hope it's Entertaining, 'Cause for Me it's a Bitch

Or, How to Look Smart When You're Posting a Blog/Bulletin/Comment.Or, Grammar and Punctuation Rules So You Look Like You Paid Attention in Elementary School. Myspace is a pretty cool place. I like to ...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:58:00 PST

New Year Pictures

New Year's Eve pictures (and a couple from the night after). These are in no particular order. And yeah, there are a lot of me and mackenzie. ...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:27:00 PST