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Tijuanero

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About Me

They call me C-H R-I-S H-U E-R T-A. There's nothing much about me. I'm a Corpsman in the Navy. Did my little playing time in the sand with the Marines. I guess I can say I've been around the world(Tijuana, coast-to-coast in the States, Iraq, and Japan). A little about me: I'm honest cuz honesty is an admirable virtue(well from what I hear anyways), laid back, relaxed, patient(but like everything in this world it runs out),I encourage spooning, I'm a smart-ass once in a while, a little sense of humor when I feel like it, I'm a sucker when it comes to the hunnies(especially one. Damn she mopped the floor with me but I gots mine in the end. It's aight, much luv and no hate for her), I'ma-I'ma-I'ma-I'ma accused of being a flirt(I just want to crack a smile on a lady's frown), I like to draw when I'm inspired(some know what I'm talking about....damn), 1 bro(Eddie) and 1 sis(Khristel) much luv to them(also to my mom, don't mean to leave her out), I'm the clubbin' type of guy(Tangaloo in Tijuana and in Tokyo I guess it has to be Gaspanic in the Roppongi strip), I enjoy a few drinks here and there(don't get me wrong, I'm not a drunk), beer of choice Corona, favorite liquor Tequila, favorite drink Long Island Ice Tea. Pretty much I go by "What you see is what you get and if you don't see much then you don't get much." This whole military thing, think about it twice, it's not for everyone and it gets tiring moving around the world(6 times in 3 years). If I sparked an interest hit me up. Peace!!
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My Interests


My favorite sports to play and/or watch are basketball(Chicago Bulls), football(USC Trojans, Oakland Raiders, Dallas Cowboys, and some sentimental losers like the Cincinatti Bengals), soccer(Atlas, Chivas de Guadalajara, L.A. Galaxy, AS Roma, Barcelona, Chelsea, and Boca Juniors), baseball(L.A. Dodgers and the Cleveland Indians), and hockey(New Jersey Devils and the L.A. Kings). I like hitting up the club scene, especially when it's full and you're stepping on people and end up leaving all sweaty(that's when you know the club is good and you had a good time). Hanging with the homies at the beach with a little drinking, sand volleyball, a cookout, playing cards, and a bond fire with a little bit of drinking involved. Like to travel(would go to Italy or Spain in a heartbeat; would leave Japan in a heartbeat). Much luv to the homies(drop me a little luv once in a while).

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TO NAME ONE SPECIFIC PERSON, SHAKIRA. SHE'S THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS.


Music:

My music of choice is Hip-Hop and R&B. I rock to reggeaton, rock, metal, and Spanish music in my iPod. Favortire artist: Shakira, Pitbull, 50 Cent, 2Pac, Notorious B.I.G., Usher, Akon, Jon B, John Legend, and etc. Groups: Godsmack, Disturbed, Nasty Boy Klick(NB Ridaz), Mana, Enanitos Verdes, 112, and etc.

Movies:

FUNNY movies, can't go wrong with that. Wedding Crashers, Old School, Blades of Glory, Dodgeball, Van Wilder, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, and etc. Action flicks: The Last Boy Scout, Blade Trilogy, The Bourne Identity and Supremacy, Rush Hour 1 & 2, and etc. Lately horror movies have sucked like The Crap....I mean The Grudge. But if I could, I would take a girl to a horror flick hoping she got scared enough to ask me to spend the night over.....Hey it worked once.

Television:

From the past In Living Color, Culture Clash, Martin, Que Locos, Pardon The Interruption, The Simpsons, The Family Guy, MTV YO!!!, and of course cartoons. I got into Smallville, The O.C., Nip Tuck, and The Sopranos when I was in Iraq. For some reason I got into So You Think You Can Dance when I got back from Iraq. Here in Japan, sad to say I got sucked into Ugly Betty.

Books:


I'm not a reader. To tell the truth I browse through magazines like Maxim, FHM, Sports Illustrated, and Playboy (what can I say I'm a guy and a Sailor, so that's 2 reasons for me). But the books that I read and like were A Child Called "It", The Great Gatsby, Of Mice and Men.

Heroes:

Hands down mi jefita. Real strong woman. She pull my family together and fought through life to move forward and raise 2 kids after my dad's passing away. Now, again raising 2 kids(I'm not one of them) after, well that's personal so I'll leave the reason out. Just want it to let it be known that my mom raised a man and not a pussy. Much luv mami.