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Miggity Mike

I use to tell all my co-workers 'fuck christmas', then I realized those godless savages had no idea

About Me

Well, I was told to update my profile so here goes. I am now 32 years old and I am not worried about the grey hair I am getting (thanks SIEW). Everyone says Sean Connery is sexy, so I am talking with an accent and hoping the grey helps with the image. I still have three boys who are my world and if I didn’t have them, I would be living on a beach somewhere, smoking and drinking a lot of who knows what. I am stationed in Arizona and I am just glad to be back in the USA. I have been in 10 years and I am not sure if I am going to make it a career yet or not, but I have three years to decide. I love to play sports, even though I am getting older and a whole lot slower. I love being outside doing pretty much anything. The stories that were mentioned in the previous profile about Korea are now officially sealed forever and will never be talked about again. So, there are a few people out there who can write a tell all book about themselves and devote a chapter to Korea and you folks know who you are. I am a redneck at heart, even though I do not dress the part anymore and the music may not always reflect that. For those who have seen my IPOD music collection, know what I speak of, but it still does not give you the right to make fun of the fact I have some fucked up music on there. I guess that is me in a nutshell. A shout out to SIEW, I miss you guys but I had to go. Two fingers like a playa to the side……I’M OUT!!!!!!P.S. HOOK EM’ HORNS!!!!!!.. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Playing golf (or any sport), skiing (water or snow), going to the lake. watching movies, playing with my boys and taking them fishing.

Music:

Anything but fucking classical. Sorry I just don't like it.

Movies:

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Heroes:

My dad and two brothers.

My Blog

25 Life Lessons

These are 25 things that I've learned over the years. These are my mistakes: don't let them be yours!:1.) Never buy cocaine from a guy who drives a shittier car than you do. It's okay to buy the ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:41:00 PST

Preparation-H

. Dear Sir (because no woman would be so cruel),I am writing you in regards to the clever directions you elected to devise for the application of your product, Preparation-H. For the record, your ...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:04:00 PST

A must read for any man!!!!

If you are a guy, then you must read a book titled "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" by a guy named Tucker Max.  He is a total asshole, but I laughed the entire time I read this book.  Truly ...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:33:00 PST

Madden Football

I always thought that my first blog would be some deep meaning-of-life bullshit and all it turned out to be was this, but the world needs to read this. Ok, I got this from Chris and I have never ...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:52:00 PST