huz the scuz

im about 6 feet (foot?) tall. i always need to lose 5 pounds. if i lose 10, i'll still tell you i need to lose five more. i try to eat healthy, but it doesnt always happen. i love vegetables, even brussels sprouts. and asparagus. i love animals, but unfortunately im highly allergic to all of them. im pretty easy going. i smile a lot. not much bothers me. i love to eat at chinese buffets. i have a terrible memory, and rarely remember what i did the previous hour. im completely obsessed with punctuality. im absolutely always early for everything. i love the phillies. i love the eagles. i go to church every sunday. i watch a lot of tv. i watch a lot of movies. i will watch chick-flicks, and i will cry like a baby at the end of all of them. i love to cook. thanksgiving is my absolute favorite day of the year. i am deathly afraid of spiders. i yell like a schoolgirl when i see one. if a very large one happens to find a way into my house, i will move out. i love my friends and have been blessed to have great ones. i have a really cool family too and love them dearly. i love love love children, but unfortunately have none of my own. i love good beer and can drink almost three now without passing out. i love watches, but i hate wall clocks. nearly every decision i have made in my life has been to impress a girl in some way or another. while i dont necessarily have a particular type im attracted to, i do find irish and indian girls to be better than most, especially if they have big boobs. i spell very well, yet proper grammar eludes me. i have terrible penmanship. i use so much profanity in my speech, its downright offensive. i love the summer. i hate the snow. i hate cold weather. i love amusement parks. i love the beach, but dont get there nearly enough. i love playing most sports. i suck at a lot of them, especially golf. i recently learned that ice skating makes your rear end hurt a lot. i love playing softball on friday nights. i love going to the bog afterward. im 32 years old, and dont consider myself grown up just yet. im not a huge fan of music but if i hear something i enjoy, ill dance, and i suck at dancing. when im driving alone, i sing at the top of my lungs. if i knew then, the things i know now, well, i still wouldnt have the balls to talk to girls anyhow.