"Open your eyes, Clevinger. It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead." ~Joseph Heller, Catch-22, Chapter 12, p.133
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Patrick Heath
Birthday: 25 July, 1984
Birthplace: New Brunswick, NJ
Current Location: thereabouts
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: auburn
Height: 6-2
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: English, German, Irish, Eskimo
The Shoes You Wore Today: haven't put any on yet
Your Weakness: alcohol, boys, alcoholic boys
Your Fears: baldness, castration, death
Your Perfect Pizza: black olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: memoirs begun, world travel
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i'm too interesting to overuse anything
Thoughts First Waking Up: so tired...and horny
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes? fuck if i know
Your Bedtime: variable
Your Most Missed Memory: the smell of egyptian musk following a night of great shagging
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendy's
Single or Group Dates: uh, SINGLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island, duh
Chocolate or Vanilla: hate sweets
Cappuccino or Coffee: either, both, right now please
Do you Smoke: like a freight train
Do you Swear: like a drunken sailor
Do you Sing: like a drunken sailor
Do you Shower Daily: i wish everyone used Dial
Have you Been in Love: not this year
Do you want to go to College: if i could turn back time...
Do you want to get Married: no, second-class citezens aren't allowed
Do you belive in yourself: i am delusionally self-confident
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: i am delusionally self-confident
Are you a Health Freak: riiiiight
Do you get along with your Parents: usually
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: i have learned and hocked several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh god yes
In the past month have you Smoked: fuck yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i was "experimenting"
In the past month have you gone on a Date: was that a date? don't know
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hate oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no...mmmmm
In the past month have you been on Stage: i think so, don't remember. so probably yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: zing!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's fucking december
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just a few hearts. and a turkey sandwich. no, two.
Ever been Drunk: absolutely not
Ever been called a Tease: probably
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: amid thunderous applause
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: better than you
What country would you most like to Visit: the U.K.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: varies
Favourite Hair Color: varies
Short or Long Hair: short usually
Height: tall usually
Weight: not scrawny, not morbidly obese.
Best Clothing Style: any, as long as it looks good
Number of Drugs I have taken: i've been around
Number of CDs I own: prefer vinyl
Number of Piercings: 9
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regrets get you nowhere. but yeah, i have a few
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