ya look like such a jerk |
actually not tiny whoops my bad
questions comments remembrances?
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:50:00 GMT |
TIC TAC TOCK |
thought I'd blog about life of late mainly about how it's been so fucking busy. up to my ears in piss things to do which is why GHETTO-RAY I have not been around much. track kicks my ass seeing as I m...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:57:00 GMT |
youre the sun I’m the moon let’s make an eclipse |
possibly the funniest I've heard in a while READ THE WHOLE DAMN THING NO LOOKING AHEAD. punch line is the greatest...This is a Non-Partisan joke that can be enjoyed by both parties! Not only that -- i...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:57:00 GMT |
never gets old |
curtain: this blows! wtf why is school so gay!linen: Because it wasn't getting any straight actiongo find Godme: Oh! Have you lost him! For shame...jerk is hot, but fuck himG: you mean butt fuck himwh...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:10:00 GMT |
switch like a light bulb |
Turn ons/Offs TURNS YOU ON = ONTURNS YOU OFF = OFFYOU DON'T CARE = DCIF A GUYWears braces: offDresses Gangsta:off Dresse...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 22:48:00 GMT |
us wordly people |
and yes I mean wordly not worldy. dah. Speaker: Yours TrulySubject: Gooo fuck yourself...Body: Someone stop me from swearing so much. It's turning into quite the bad habit hahaha. Someone yelled...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:34:00 GMT |
the dancing neigh neighs |
So while those lucky people who reside in CA were at Download Festival yesterday, I was lucky enough to go with Tory and see an exhibiton of the one and only World Famous Lipizzaner Stallions. "Horses...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 18:39:00 GMT |
Oh my not-so-lucky stars? |
I'm not really very attentive to my horoscope(s), rather, I look at them every day if I remember; however, I don't set much store by them. Nevertheless, over the past week they've been ridiculously ac...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 22:15:00 GMT |
My shirt says "butter" cause Im smooth baby? |
"Hey Tyson, why does your shirt say butter on it?""whydoesmyshirtsaybutteronit?myshirtsaysbutteronitcausei
msmoothbaby"I'd be a terrible groupie. Shit.P.S. 'Butter' is Tyson Ritter's clothing line. Tha...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 22:12:00 GMT |
Just Like Callme |
ORIGINAL VERSION...but desiree changed it up excuse me i mean STOLE THE FIRST TWO VERSES THEN MADE THE REST into a pretty cool version herself...but mine is better. Call me call me call me ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 22:10:00 GMT |
