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Rich

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About Me

I'm the one your momma warned you about... mostly due to my complete lack of marketable skills and motivation to better myself.

My Blog

The only thing that wont let you down

     Shoelaces, shoestrings, the ol' laces& shoelaces.  They are known by so many names.  Nearly all of us have owned at least one in our lifetime unless you are a part o...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:20:00 GMT

What have we learned from our little lesson

     Throughout the course of one's life, our species learns valuable lessons about ourselves and those around us. We find ourselves in a constant state of motion from one mode of ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 21:12:00 GMT

Damn You, Lavar Burton

     I remember my childhood fondly though I'm not certain why.  I was a fat kid with an amazingly large head, no real talents or skills to speak of except to immolate cartoon...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 21:07:00 GMT

Who doesnt love a good evolutionary base?

    If life has taught us anything about ourselves, it has taught us this: We Love Monkeys.  I'm not certain why, whether it is something on the base level of evolution or it's jus...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:32:00 GMT

Whos that guy in the brown shoes?

     I bought a pair of brown shoes.  Brown Shoes!  ME!  It’s like I woke up one day and decided, "hey, now I’m brown shoe guy."  I was never brown ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:19:00 GMT

Talkin bout my generation

     Every generation is set upon the task of self-realization.  We all must find our place in the world but also we must consider our generation within the greater time line....
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:26:00 GMT

The greatest thing that can happen on any given day

I recently had the unbelievable fortune to see an attractive woman wearing the thigh high hosiery.  Delightful! you see, you don't know that she's wearing anything out of the ordinary until just ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:15:00 GMT

Where I see myself in Ten years

I've decided that i want to be a comedian.  but not just a simple feature act doing little sets before the big guys.  i want to headline and go all the way with this stuff.  i want to b...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 16:22:00 GMT

It’s very exciting day

Well, grab a handful of my backside and call me MudFlap.  I officially have a video clip that has had 100 views.  It's times like these that make you truly believe in miracle.  Years ag...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 17:29:00 GMT

Trying to get it together

i'm trying to get my comedy page off the group so that i can get some folks interested in the old comedy.  i'm starting out and doing a few features but my hope is to get some nice paying gigs th...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:49:00 GMT