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charlie chaplin matchbox accident

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About Me

Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Im Sarz when im not killin chinese people i like to play music, pole dance , have a good knees up, perch my gapping butt hole over innocent by-standers noses(sometime all of the above simultaneously)oh and tease fat kids with walnut whips
I love to sing, play guitar, write songs and gig.
laughter i agree is the best medicine, but never and i mean NEVER let bobo the clown perform your much needed heart sugery (i found out the hard way :s hehe)
in the words of myself when off my tits - i love all my friends but they are all c**ts :s
I like to think of myself as an optamistic do-er.im too old to change now im almost five for gods sake so if you dont like me who cares?who made you the knew bruce willis (who is ofcourse god on earth)? :D xxx
Your results:
You are Supergirl Supergirl 64% Superman 60% Spider-Man 60% The Flash 55% Robin 52% Hulk 50% Green Lantern 50% Iron Man 50% Wonder Woman 39% Batman 35% Catwoman 5% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

...you in a dark alley , the question my dear is whether you'd wish to meet me?:P

people id love to take on a pub crawl:

hitler
avid merrian
ronnie corbett
your mom ;)
rick james
ted bundy
jim morrison
grace slick MySpace Codes

My Blog

does any one read this anyway?!?

I have never had such a hard time in my whole life, lately i have been faced with adversity squared and there are times when i dont know if i can keep on. this difficult time has made me realise just ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 00:39:00 GMT

vroom vroom Renault Megane Classic RN 1.4

This blog is silly late as i have had a car for a good three weeks now but yus freedom is ace im almost ready to go it alone on the motor way so woopde doo  although I did crash it whilst trying ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 00:23:00 GMT

as happy as your mom after i left her room last night

 had the most amazing weekend in brighton and now im sex piss excited about moving down there! got in at Brighton Institute of Modern Music (2nd times a charm right?) got some cheap ass booze and...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 14:44:00 GMT

drink responsibly kids

 phew close call last week with the ole binge drinking :s sorry and thanks joe, mish and my parents for being there for me when i was such a stupid bitch lollesson to be learnt do not drink a lit...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 14:07:00 GMT