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pat fucking busse

be careful....you never know when someone will sucker punch you for shotgun....

About Me

READ ME IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING ADDING ME OR JUST READ IN GENERAL, I'M NEAT....I THINK here i am... pat busse... the guy everybody loves to hate. i'm not scene enough for you, i'm not hardcore enough for you, you know more obscure band names than me, and your hair is longer than mine in the front too, you are cooler than me by far. my best friend andrew calls me stifler, and my other best friend jimmy, just thinks i'm really wierd and the third person i call my best friend mike huskey hates me,if you don't believe me ask him, as for corrado....well ninja's be ninja's and we mo'fo ninjas fo life....ya on the dig, just ask him. i have snowboarding where i'm at. neato. i'm nothing special. i look funny naked, and even funnier naked and wet. i don't care about how i look, just as long as i'm comfortable. i have flaws. many of them. i argue even when i'm wrong and i know it, i have a terrible attention span, i get myself into more than i can handle all the time. i fight with my parents and don't spend enough time with my brother and sisters. i miss being a little kid. i'm really not straight edge, i drink, (my bad). snowboarding is my life, by the way, so if you could talk to me about that, or skateboarding or music you will have gotten my attention. i tell white lies, but there's really no such thing. i'm just kind of floating through life for right now until i start school and study psychiatry (i'm f-ed, i have a decade of schooling ahead of me), or photography (i'm kinda leaning towards the latter as of lately....much easier and it won't conflict with my snowboarding schedule....) and if you think that's cool, then right on. that's not all there is to me. i'm always bouncing off the walls, i think i'm the funniest guy on the planet, even though i'm really not. i always want to go out and do something, even if i work at 6 the next morning. i smell funny if i don't shower for a day....or 3. i don't have a girlfriend...anymore........ i wish my mouth always tasted like sour patch kids. or raspberries. raspeberries are delicious. i like myself. i like my job, it's pretty neat....all of my former jobs excpet for one have had to do with building....so i can build my own or my future wifes dream home...whichever comes first.right now i am employed by the great tuff shed...i'm a storage unit engineering expert which is out fancy way of saying i build barns garages and yes....sheds....but i enjoy it...the sun, rain, snow and weather let me know i'm alive.... i love hard work, i don't mind sweat, or fatigue, i like to feel like i've earned my money, and creation is such a beautiful thing, to watch something unfold before your eyes. i take great pride in everything i do. and i work my ass off for everything i have, never been handed anything in my life and wouldn't take it anyway. not enough people earn what they deserve....if you think i missed something and know shoot me some lip and i'll maybe add it if you want to know anything else all you must do is ask my friends...ASK!THIS PART IS IMPORTANT TOO!!!!! READ THIS MALES AND FEMALES ALIKE!!! if you are fake, and on this website, do not bother. if you talk to me and are not who you appear to be, i will find out. fake, what is fake? not fake as in fake titties, fake hair, fake faces, fake style, fake personality, or anything to that extent. i mean fake as in you put up pics of someone else, and say it's you. i mean fake like everything on your page is a damn lie. i have no time in my life for you. if this is how you amuse yourselves, by creating a false reality for you to be "popular" or "cool" or "beautiful" then that is sad. do you really have that low of self esteem that you don't realize most people will like you for who you are, and those that don't, screw em, there's no room in YOUR life for those people. be who you are and don't ever be ashamed of that. whether it's poor, ugly, fat, skinny, bald, black, white, red, who cares? if you read all this then i'm proud of you. and for those of you who just click the add button, expect a message from me asking why, i don't just add people that don't try and amuse me first.

My Interests

the mass consumption of sour patch kids, and anything i can focus on for longer than 5 sec.. hey anybody wanna ride bikes??
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I'd like to meet:

you know what, i don't really care to descirbe who i want to meet, because that just happens to be the most f-ed up thing one can do. why reserve yourself to just a few types of people, those people who say rad people, or nice boys and girls, yeah, none of that from this guy. if you have a pulse i want to meet you. every person on this planet is an amazing individual. despite what everyone thinks this website is here for, i am not here to find girls to hook up with or sleep with, or anything else. "i'm not interested" as sarah faber would say. male or female, talk to me, drop me a line, i'd love to talk to you. especially if you have differing views from me, because i love a good argument between friends. yeah. and as far as meeting girls to date or be with...reconsider your intentions because the internet is no place to find love, and you have no chance of changing my mind.....so don't waste your time...plus....i'm kind of not interested in the whole dating scene anymore or really even a relationship for that matter....and always remember to vote....

Music:

ummm. all that stuff you've heard of, and maybe some you haven't, oooh oooh oooh and glam rock. fuckin a.

Movies:

super troopers, rules of attraction, spaghetti westerns, old samurai movies,old school, adaptation, clockwork orange, fight club, all of the jay and silent bob movies, anything with jack black in it, and of course, the repo man, romeo and juliet, finding nemo, texas chainsaw massacre (original), and the breakfast club, BOONDOCK SAINTS, ummmm, i live and breathe apocalyspe now, FULL METAL JACKET, drop dead fred is one of the best comedies ever written, THE LAST SAMURAI, wonderland, donnie darko,doom (yes for real), the royal tenenbaums, shoot em up, war for damn sheez, and snuff films.....huh?

Television:

i don't watch tv.

Books:

a clockwork orange, 1984, lord of the flies, animal farm, catcher in the rye, and catch 22,i heard you paint houses (best book ever), underboss, the rum diaries, and atlas shrugged...

Heroes:

that one guy who gave me a dollar so i could get a dr pepper. he's MY hero, and jocelyn whiteley, if you don't know her....you are missing out...and yes i still mean that jocelyn, also maybe on james coy....i.e. holden coy...my unborn little surrogate nephew....he's my hero already only because he's innocent and pure and the next best thing to happen to the world watch out for this little shit in the future... r

My Blog

nobody really ever knows the truth about anybody

the human being is such a fucking conundrum.  we are all so incredibly dishonest about what is truly going on.....there are people who tell you what you see is what you get and that they have not...
Posted by pat fucking busse on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:22:00 PST

oh i just lo[athe]ve the holidays

so here it is the holidaze season [i'm aware of the spelling, thanks] and i find myself nothing but jaded and impatient for them to end....i've found that extending myself to others has done nothing b...
Posted by pat fucking busse on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 06:06:00 PST

whoops

i backed over a mail box last night when i was drunk and didn't even know it.  it was at my friends house.  now i have to buy him a new mail box post.  the worst part is, he said he hea...
Posted by pat fucking busse on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 12:35:00 PST

i could just be a little retarded.....

yep.  just a little.
Posted by pat fucking busse on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 09:34:00 PST

fucking elation

so this last monday i bought a puppy. he's a 5 week old pitbull and he's the shit. i named jackson b. or jacky b for short. he makes me so happy i completely forget all about all the petty bullshi...
Posted by pat fucking busse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wow....that's what i get...

so it seems to me that every time i get interested in a member of the opposite sex....do my best to try and make a relationship work.....it always ends up reinforcing my belief that girls are fucking ...
Posted by pat fucking busse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

there's not a goddamn thing i can do and it breaks my heart

ok so here it goes, it's sunday morning of thanksgiving weekend 2004, and i fucking hate thanksgiving. not the holiday itself, just the feeling i'm going to get now because of all the fucked up shit ...
Posted by pat fucking busse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

distance is darkness

distance is darkness:As I Lay Dyingthe contingencies of a day unravel my sensesand now your distance is darknessmy hope has been beset by your absencei decay from insideunderneath it all there is stil...
Posted by pat fucking busse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck man.....i guess man really is all alone

i sit alone a lot, and lay in bed alone a lot, and i have a lot of time to think. so naturally i start to think about loneliness, because i have nobody in my life to hold. sure, i live with my best ...
Posted by pat fucking busse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is what i want to say to someone... this is how i feel and yet nobody gives a fuck

you are the kind of girl that i could so very easily fall in love with. that's a bold statement to be the first thing you've ever heard from someone you've never met. let me justify that. everything...
Posted by pat fucking busse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST