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About Me

I love football, dogs, and helping others to see the true colors of the people and world around us. I have no love for people that are famous for being rich, or famous to be famous, or any other combination of those possibilities.
I think peoples fascination with "stars" and celebrities has become a ridiculous feature of American Culture. It is terrible to hear 1st grade students say they want to "famous," rather than the good-ole answers we used to hear.
As part of my existential philosophy, I take it upon myself to expose, derail, appose, and generally disrupt the "famous machine" that celebrities and talentless wealthy people use to become a useless leach on society. You know, like Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and MOST OF ALL Britney Spears.
I love making up nick-names for many of these people. PLEASE help my cause and post your favorite nick-names on my profile. If you aren't smart enough to think of something semi-original, don't bother.
Also, just because I feel one way today, does not mean I will take the same position the next. It's part of being an existentialist. Thus, just because we have a friendly conversation today, does not mean that won't vigilantly hate-on and degrade your point the next.
I promise to offend, be perverse, hateful, spiteful, and mean. All in fun, without any basis of truth, although some things might be... and most importantly...
Fatty McWhores Special Cartoon
If you end up being a fan of Britney Spears, apparently the taint from her takes over and you go crazy like this guy.
Wow. Yeah, I'm probably going to hell for bbeating this dead horse, but it's worth it.

My Interests

Making up horrific tales about celebrities and their lives. Yes, it is sophomoric. No, I am not 14. It is however my rage against the machine of celebrity gossip, and most importantly a parody of the stories and rumors that actually get printed and commented on at shit-bag websites in the U-S and A.

Music:

Britney Spears - NOT!

Movies:

As Good As It Gets

Dances With Wolves

Indiana Jones (Yeah that's a character not a title... fuck off, who cares, you know what I mean)

The Original Star Wars Movies where there was a story not just special affects.

BOURNE

The video your mom sent me of your sex change operation.

Television:

Big Love

Simpsons

Real Time w/ Bill "Very-Gay" Maher

John Stewart

Stephen Colbert

The Office

Books:

More than you.

Heroes:

Negrodomis

Pearl

Sam Canada

My Blog

Shitney Sleeps through appointment again...

So, after missing her last two court dates because she slept in, and the alarm (her assistant) didn't go off, today she missed her first visit with her children since they were taken from her.Instead,...
Posted by Ron Mexico on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:02:00 PST

Victoria Spice

What spice was she?Did you read the British Article recently where a team of plastic surgeons were gathering to talk about the "perfect breast" and the "most un-perfect/worst boob-job." She won one ca...
Posted by Ron Mexico on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 04:58:00 PST

Shitney Stikes Again...

Way to go Shitney. Lucky for you, the fame machine you used to get famous is now tracking your whole life, so when you hit another car, and they find out you have no license to drive, and then get fil...
Posted by Ron Mexico on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 05:42:00 PST

Is it just me, or....

Is Chris Angel not only the ugliest mofo in the building (it doesn't matter what building, he still wins), but he's also a useless tool-bag. I mean come on, he's doing a David Copperfield show from th...
Posted by Ron Mexico on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:46:00 PST

OMG....

I just saw Joan Rivers on TV. I mean, its hard to even mock her, as she just looks like an ever-evolving tranny. But it did get me thinking. Is Perez Hilton the Gen-X version of Joan Rivers?So far, al...
Posted by Ron Mexico on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:39:00 PST

Don’t be getting all racialist, aight!

(Say it like you are Ali G)Don't be gettin all racialist on me. But me seein this photo of Jah Rule and me girls Chimp, and me gots to thinkin that Jah is lookin much like'm.
Posted by Ron Mexico on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:36:00 PST

He-Man Master of the Universe 2008

I have learned through some very un-reliable sources that Jenna Jameson looks the way she does because she is a method actress getting ready for her upcoming role as Skelator in a 2008 remake of the 1...
Posted by Ron Mexico on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:02:00 PST

From Perez to Shitney

Dear Britney,Fuck you!FUCK YOU!!!!!!!We are insulted, offended and disgusted by your "performance" at the VMAs.Are you fucking serious???What you did was disrespectful to your few remaining fans. And ...
Posted by Ron Mexico on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:32:00 PST

Shitney " Pig Vomit" Spears at VMA’s???

So, after weeks of speculation it turns out that the Swamp Pig is actually opening the 2007 VMA's. I wonder if the outfitted the stage with tracks strong enough to handle her train... or trainwreck th...
Posted by Ron Mexico on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:18:00 PST

$100 REWARD

If you can prove that you boo at the VMA's when Pig Vomit appears, I will give you $100.
Posted by Ron Mexico on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:12:00 PST