ANYONE WHO WANTS TO MEET ME!.............ANY FUCKIN PEOPLE WHO ARE PIRATES OF THE TOWN!!! I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MEET ANYONE ELSE WHO LIKES TO DRINK BUSCH LIGHT. ANY COOL PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN WITHOUT GAY SHIT. SOME FAMOUS PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO MEET ARE JIMI HENDRIX, GG ALLAN, DIMEBAG DARRELL, THE BEATLES, CHRIS FARLEY, TITO ORTIZ, JOHN BELUSHI, JOE DIMMAGGIO, THE BABE, AND THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nick motha fuckin NY
Birthday: August 6th bitch
Birthplace: Columbia
Current Location: My fuckin cave lounge
Eye Color: blue like the sky
Hair Color: brown like dump
Height: 6 feet of pure man
Right Handed or Left Handed: rightski
Your Heritage: germanyski and i think im polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: audioboshonolocosita
Your Weakness: big boobies
Your Fears: when there is no more captian morgan to go around
Your Perfect Pizza: fuckin pimp mo bitch
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get drunk and not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck you shit skank
Thoughts First Waking Up: son of a bitch
Your Best Physical Feature: my fuckin pinky finger
Your Bedtime: when the doves cry
Your Most Missed Memory: kickin ass and chewin bubble gum
Pepsi or Coke: cocaine preferibly mcdonalds coka
MacDonalds or Burger King: arch cards snnnneeegrroski
Single or Group Dates: dont matter as long as you got some fine ass twat with
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuckin country time pink leamonade
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanillaaaaaaaa
Cappuccino or Coffee: fuck that shit beer only
Do you Smoke: do you smoke pole?
Do you Swear: oooooooooo fuck you bet your bottom dollar i dont
Do you Sing: yes when i am going on african safaris in the alley ways of the board
Do you Shower Daily: only for fun everyday
Have you Been in Love: in love with a shit faced bull nosed bustdown bitch
Do you want to go to College: i go to that shitfaced horrible place
Do you want to get Married: only if we can go to the moon for our honeymoon
Do you belive in yourself: do you fuck jesus?
Do you get Motion Sickness: on mileacs after i fuckin drink a butload of mich golden lights
Do you think you are Attractive: do you think that the moon is made out of cheese?
Are you a Health Freak: i like fish
Do you get along with your Parents: tom put 3 feet of snow on my fuckin regal.......regal=king just thought i would let you all know that
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes please
Do you play an Instrument: the fuckin banjo you monkey guzzler
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: at the moment
In the past month have you Smoked: fuuuckkkkk
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ahhhh noooo only fuckin McCoke
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with your mother last night to scoreboard pizza
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i shit on brookdale
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what a fuckin gay question
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no but i ate some fuckin tortilla chips with bomb fuckin dip bitch
In the past month have you been on Stage: with killswitch engage
In the past month have you been Dumped: i took a dump on your shit face
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but flava flavs trppy ass did
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: some fuckin hot wings
Ever been Drunk: ever fucked a drunk goat in the face
Ever been called a Tease: ever teased a walrus and got the tusks
Ever been Beaten up: beat up pixie stixs and watched forest gump
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: jumping from scoreboard onto a movving corvete drivin by mike C
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a carny bitch
What country would you most like to Visit: USA is where i stay
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: no baldys
Height: 8 feet 9 inches
Weight: 2999 ounces
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: 181811
Number of CDs I own: i buy like 4 a fuckin week
Number of Piercings: my dad says that shit makes you quueeer
Number of Tattoos: elephant on my wango
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 555978598454504
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