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Ascension Protocol

I am here for Friends

About Me

i really miss sprinkles right now.

My Interests

Air Hockey, Poetry, Ninjitsu, Physics, Van-Fu, Astral Projection, Dreamwalking, Front Yards, and Cats.

I'd like to meet:

robots and dinosaurs and ponies and

Music:

Sonic Youth, Free Kitten, Joy Division, The Pixies, Cocteau Twins, CocoRosie, The Legendary Pink Dots, The Cardigans, Alpha, The Juliana Hatfield Three, Juliana Hatfield, The Breeders, Aphex Twin, Jucifer, Bjork, Spiritualized, Sunny Day Real Estate, Tori Amos, The Sugarcubes, Leftfield, Witchman, Atari Teenage Riot, Talvin Singh, Tricky, Juno Reactor, Traci Lords, Massive Attack, Breakbeat Era, Photek, The Future Sound Of London, Gorillaz, DJ Hellfish And The Producers, Underworld, Fluke, DJ Rap, Tool, Beastie Boys, Depeche Mode, Cake Like, Insane Clown Posse, Roots Manuva, Lush, Garbage, Oingo Boingo, Republica, Stereo MCs, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Blind Melon, At The Drive In, The White Stripes, Sarah McLachlan, Frente, Lisa Hall, Sky Cries Mary, The Cranberries, Dieselboy, TATU, Bif Naked, Cracker, EZ Rollers, Daft Punk, Fiona Apple, Heather Nova, Belly, Jewel, Hooverphonic, Milla, The Sundays, Lacuna Coil, Danzig, Pantera, S.O.D., Rollins Band, Fear Factory Bauhaus, Rage Against The Machine, M.O.D., Helmet, Biohazard, Guitar Wolf, Suicidal Tendencies, Ministry, Spite, Static X, Gravity Kills, Babes In Toyland, L7, Bikini Kill, Ice Cube, Busta Rhymes, The Roots, Outkast, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Isaac Hayes, Astrud Gilberto, Bobby Darin, Lydia Lunch, Pizzicato Five, Ol Dirty Bastard, Pink, Eminem, Aria, Micheal Nyman, The Beatles, Dead Can Dance, The Sisters Of Mercy, Kidney Thieves, My Bloody Valentine, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Meat Beat Manifesto, KMFDM, Siouxsie And The Banshees, Nine Inch Nails, Thanatos, Fear Of Dolls, Belle And Sebastian, The Cure, BT, The Reverend Horton Heat, Dead Fucking Last, Conflict, Millions Of Dead Cops, Peter Gabriel, Crude Society System, Dead Kennedys, Sytem Of A Down, The Germs, The Vindictives, Incubus, Duran Duran, Orgy, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Urge Overkill, Blur, Wesley Willis, Katalina, Stone Temple Pilots, Jamiroquai, Len, From Autumn To Ashes, Deftones, Descendents, The Offspring, The Fire Theft, Aphrodite, Le Tigre, Goldie, Sublime, Gravy Train!!!, Shadows Fall, AK1200, The Chemical Brothers, Super Junky Monkey, Portishead, Zero7, Beth Orton, Kristen Hersch, Spacemen 3, Anthrax, The Avalanches, Boom Boom Satellites, Propellerheads, Lords Of Acid, She Wants Revenge, Stan Getz, Immortal Technique, Ani Difranco, Cut Chemist, Kid Koala, The Teddy Bears

Movies:

Tetsuo Iron Man, 2LDK, Ghost World, Donnie Darko, Flatliners, Red Dawn, Spiral, A Man Called Hero, Boondock Saints, Dune, The Stormriders, The Breakfast Club, Romeo And Juliet, No Such Thing, The Professional, The Emperor And The Assassin, The Virgin Suicides, The Replacement Killers, The Big Lebowski, Galaxina, Heathers, Lawn Dogs, Dancer In The Dark, The House Of Flying Daggers, The City Of Lost Children, Dark Days, The American Astronaut, Lord Of Illusions, and motherfuckin Casshern:

Books:

Anything by Ray Bradbury, Samuel Delany, Tad Williams, Dan Simmons, Margret Atwood, Clive Barker, Robert Jordan, George R R Martin, Salman Fucking Rushdie, Frank Herbert, John Keats, whomever wrote "Flowers for Algernon", Micheal Moorcock, Arthur C. Clarke, Greg Bear, Brian Herbert, and pretty much any classic sci fi or fantasy.

My Blog

Cue the chorus

There are thirteen of them.Up until now it was nigh-impossible to tell what the machines were for. They line one wall of what would appear to be a standard industrial warehouse space.Stained concrete...
Posted by Ascension Protocol on Sun, 18 May 2008 12:31:00 PST

California Dreaming: Prologue

Treasure Island - May 12th 2011I heard gunshots coming from Alcatraz again last night. Every couple of weeks, like clockwork, someone comes along with a boat full of bodies and guns thinking they can...
Posted by Ascension Protocol on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:31:00 PST

stoic

stoicsto-ic [stoh-ik] n. 1. One who is seemingly indifferent to or unaffected by joy, grief, pleasure, or pain.2. Stoic: A member of an originally Greek school of philosophy, founded by Zeno abou...
Posted by Ascension Protocol on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:02:00 PST

the interview

"it got too big too fast. i couldn't control it."a giant security drone hovers right outside the window. bigger than the room we're in, its glossy black carapace oozing death. rotating different se...
Posted by Ascension Protocol on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:53:00 PST

shed no tears for me

my glory lives forever!
Posted by Ascension Protocol on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:53:00 PST

staccato

"you still got that hole in yer hand?"   i'm leaning in through his kitchen window.  watching him cook.  it's been awhile since i've been here.  it's been awhile since i've needed ...
Posted by Ascension Protocol on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 02:39:00 PST

A cheap fuck versus the end of the world

Walking on waterHand in handHe leans overWhispersShe smilesThree paces at the shorelineTo and froLeft and rightOne hand clutching at his hairThe other holding a bottleWater washes over Three's feetHe ...
Posted by Ascension Protocol on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:41:00 PST

My updated resume as seen on Craigslist

Here's a shoddy cut-and-paste copy of my Monster.com resume. You'll probably want to interview me shortly after reading it. Don't worry, that feeling is normal. Just roll with it. Objective Looking fo...
Posted by Ascension Protocol on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 01:53:00 PST

To hail her by her given name is useless

I found her wrapped up in paper and circumstance.  Her eyes gleam, full of hurt and information.  I approach her with laughter and death.  She sings to me of pain and penetrations. ...
Posted by Ascension Protocol on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:55:00 PST

Fragments

One arm rests limp at his side. The torn flesh hangs tattered in ribbons off the bone, reminding her of the streamers she had on her tricycle as a small child. His good hand stutters along the raili...
Posted by Ascension Protocol on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 03:19:00 PST