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Stefan

It's all fun and games untill someone loses an eye. Then it's just a game.....find the eye.

About Me

I'm 6'7" and I'm always active (having ADHD doesn't help). I finished Everett Community College's Aviation Maintenance Technology program at Paine Field and decided that I wanted to work for the family after all. I'm planning on getting my pilot's license and a plane eventually. When I'm not working I'm hanging out with my friends, watching movies, scuba diving, and going out in the boat on Lake Sammamish. I like being outside and really like the water. I rowed in high school, until a back injury took me out, and can honestly say that there's nothing I've ever loved to do so much in my life. I get bored really easily and I'm always on the go. My favorite thing I've done of all time is scuba diving in Maui. Anything you want to know just ask.

My Interests

Football, scuba diving, movies, boating, astronomy, crew, cheese, unhealthy snacks, Xbox 360, military and aviation history. I also like to study the intricacies of disasters and sinkings. Any kind of wrecks (Titanic and Bismark are two of my favorites to study), historical land/sea/air battles and attacks (Pearl Harbor), failures and sucesses of the space program, earthquakes, storms, meltdowns, volcanoes (Mt. St. Helens is a favorite), the list goes on and on. I find it facinating to learn what went wrong, why, and what could have been done to change the outcome. I'm a very curious person...

I'd like to meet:

So this guy Yves Rossy was born in Neuchâtel, Switzerland and he built this wing with four jet engines on it that he straps himself to. He flys using various light body movements he has learned that are equal to those that birds use to fly... This is where it's at, Husky Stadium on game day. 65,000 fans screaming at the top of their lungs for their team, sending a shockwave of noise through the air. It gives me goosebumps, it makes my heart pump, it's one of the few things that makes me feel truly alive. Been going to the games since 1989. I live for this shit. ....

Music:

I mainly listen to classic rock but I like some of the new stuff. The Who, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, ZZ Top, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Chevelle, Steve Miller, Megadeath, Trapt, Breaking Benjamin, Crossfade, Green Day, Nirvana, The Eagles, Tom Petty, Metallica, Staind, AC/DC, Linkin Park, Guns & Roses, Dire Straits, Bob Seger, Aerosmith, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Beach Boys, Disturbed, Blue Oyster Cult, Fleetwood Mac, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Cars, Limp Bizkit, Blink 182, Korn, Snoop Dogg, Puddle of Mudd, Boston, Bad Company, Nickleback

Movies:

My favorite of all time is Top Gun. Lucky Number Slevin, Sin City, Grandma's Boy, Seven, Wedding Crashers, Lord of the Rings series, Office Space, Troy, Tommy Boy, Happy Gilmore, Super Troopers, Napoleon Dynamite, the first Batman and Batman Begins, both the Resident Evils, Indiana Jones, National Lampoon's Animal House, Friday Night Lights, Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, Matrix, Days of Thunder, James Bond Series, Austin Powers, Gladiator, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fight Club, The Hunt for Red October, Snatch, Bourne Identity and Supremacy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Team America, Boondock Saints, Dodgeball, Star Wars(the old ones), all the American Pies, Zoolander, The Rock, Dogma, Blow, Reservoir Dogs, The Island, 40 Year Old Virgin, Cronicles of Riddick

Television:

Family Guy is the single funniest TV show of all time. If there's a football game on TV, it's on my TV. I love to see good football. Otherwise if I watch any TV, it's the History Channel. I'm mainly interested in the war history shows.

Books:

The Lord of the Rings series was extremely well written. Flyboys is the single greatest and most eye-opening book I have ever read. I also like the Harry Potter series. The Pilots was a good collection of World War II flying short stories. Anything written by Donald R. Burgett is an awesome read. Most of the books by Michael Chrichton are good, especially Sphere and Timeline.

Heroes:

BUDLIGHT PRESENTS: REAL AMERICAN HEROES..."Today we salute you, Mr. Myspace addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school, and people you've never met who live 3000 miles away just to be "virtually" popular. As if IM wasn't enough to feed into your stalker-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 340659 "friends". So go ahead, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Compulsive Away Message Checker Turned Myspace Psycho. It's too bad that you're not too popular at the bar, but in virtual reality, you'd be the life of the cyber party."

My Blog

The best of Cyanide and Happiness

So I have been saving the Cyanide and Happiness comics for a while and I'm finally posting them all. These are the ones, however fucked up and wrong they are, that made me laugh out loud for reals. ...
Posted by Stefan on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:54:00 PST

How to Treat a Girl 101

How A Guy Should Treat a Chick 101 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted...
Posted by Stefan on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:11:00 PST

Hell did exist

The Existence of Hell (From the University of Washington)The following is an actual question given at the University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that ...
Posted by Stefan on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:33:00 PST