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Dorothy is going to be an aunt!

About Me

Missing a knuckle
Memorized all 194 countries of the world (according to the UN)
Love making lists
Fascinated with human anatomy
Move like crazy when I'm sleeping
Apt to do high kicks, leaps, jigs, round-offs, and twirls when I have too much energy
Can't stand little holes next to each other
Drink a cup of OJ every morning

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

some Mayans because apparently they have been able to predict a lot of things (like major earthquakes) with almost 100% accuracy...and they say the world will end in December 2012. It would be nice to know where they got that from.

My Blog

Lipstick on a Pig - 2008 Election

I don't write about politics.  I don't make comments on blogs.  I don't make comments about comments on blogs and everything else on the web.  But this "lipstick on a pig" upheaval make...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:07:00 GMT

The Girl Groups

Again: fun fun fun! Girl Groups Definitions   All American Girl  see 'All American Boy' and switch every male pronoun with the appropriate female one   Amazon  a tall and intimid...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:11:00 GMT

The Male Groups

Remeber: this is all in good fun.  Enjoy!   Guy Group Definitions   Abuser  a bastard, asshole, tool, etc. all combined who hits people   Adonis  a sculpted body reminisc...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:04:00 GMT

Whats the difference between a Slut and a Whore?

A Listing of Guy and Girl Groups When I started listing off groups I never thought I would think of so many.  Since it's such a long list, I would like to highlight a few, like the two I got fro...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:00:00 GMT

Hot Bitches

Conversation held between two guys while I was sitting in the backseat:   "Hello" "What?" "That girl is hot," referring to the girl driving the car next to us.  "She's a Hot Bitch though." ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:52:00 GMT

Would a Guy Ask for a Girls Number Just to be Nice?

I know that asking for a number does not obligate a phone call.  I assumed that when a guy asks a girl for her number, it's more like a compliment than a promise.  He is saying, "You're dece...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 10:48:00 GMT

How the Male Mind Works

How the Male Mind Works: A Female's Quest to Understand the Male Thought Process...If There is One   Disclaimer:  The opinions expressed in this project are just that: opinions.  I do n...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 14:00:00 GMT